Big Zach

a non-event mass with a quantum probability of zero, lead guitarist Death Panel Intern

[Big Zach @ZachBoomG]

It’s a service. It doesn’t lose money. It costs money.

No one says the military loses $750b a year.

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

The USPS is viewed favourably by 91% of Americans despite billions in losses annually https://t.co/UVzFpZYz6Z

[Big Zach @ZachBoomG]

“Fans support salary cap” is SOME BULLSHIT https://t.co/0MXtFK0fD9

[Big Zach @ZachBoomG]

@ImZiaulHaque @DiscussingFilm Nerd

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

ICE agents wear masks for the same reason the KKK wears hoods

[Big Zach @ZachBoomG]

@CincinnatiZoo Same

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

today is the day we find out whether the Rose Bowl grounds crew deserve their reputation as the best in the game, or whether they are simply Nice Weather Merchants

[Big Zach @ZachBoomG]

@rodger Or better …

[Vince Mancini @VinceMancini]

“The Snoop Dogg Arizona Bowl sponsored by Fresh Pet” is just an incredible combination of words. Pynchon or DeLillo could spend entire careers trying to come up with something like that.

[Alex Kirshner @alex_kirshner]

Should go without saying but nobody in his life other than the occasional Ohio State middle linebacker who was asked to cover a WR in space has ever had to apologize for being white

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

The Republican Party

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

The Iliad?

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

hilarious in hindsight that he tweeted “your body, my choice” with a body count of 0

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Maybe the reason trans kids feel the need to go underground for help might be because people like you write articles endangering them while also making cute little videos where you and your friends harass them at pride marches, which you do.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Can’t wait for a thousand articles asking why tourism is down and then somehow blaming it on Gen Z and phones

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

If you recall my Putinization checklist, getting media companies into the hands of the leader's friends and family is quite high.

[Travon Free @Travon]

This administration's level of blatant racism needs a new name like when scientists discover a new star or planet.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Weird way to say that younger people can't afford basic necessities.

[Big Zach @ZachBoomG]

Famous Bigot Complains About Being Called Bigot While Actively Bigoting

[JohnRocker @itsJohnRocker]

The HuffPost, owned by Buzzfeed, called me a Bigot.

Buzzfeed has been losing millions of dollars per quarter for a very long time.

Maybe instead of calling people bigots they should go and find a way to stop losing money!

[Kevin McCaffrey @KevinMcCaff]

I just need police to decide: are they fearless heroes who stand for their community and deserve all the parades & standing O’s at every sporting event, or are they whiny little babies who need to run away every time anything goes slightly not their way? Let’s pick a lane