zach cook

nolite te bastardes carborundorum

[zach cook @ZachCook0707]

Do you ever just brainlessly drive and then wonder how you got home because same

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

First day on the job and the CEO already trusts me to go get apple gift cards for him

[Sky Marchini @rhcm123]

Romans suffer massive cortisol spike after Jesus brutally resurrectionmoggs them

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

God Confirms Heaven Will Have A Buc-ee's https://t.co/lwFbYMPpVi

[zach cook @ZachCook0707]

@yducknow Let me give you some advice, bastard: Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.

[zach cook @ZachCook0707]

@YourFriendKyle_ THE Hank Blalock

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

The new winter storm model run is out and YOU, specifically, are getting 36"+ of snow. It doesn't matter where you are or what you do, you can't escape from it. Its coming and it will find you. Don't bother stocking up, it won't be enough. Make peace with your God if you have one

[Andrew Flax @ajflax]

With the luxury tax, the Dodgers will be paying $126 million a season for Tucker (assuming no deferrals). That's more than 11 teams' entire payrolls. This is absurd.
https://t.co/uwe3cLpqXw

[zach cook @ZachCook0707]

@hxxntrr @grok is this true? What’s the best way to utilize it? List concerns if any.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

Who wants a signed @tkelce jersey⁉️

Retweet this post for your chance to win.

@Nationwide | #WPMOYChallenge

[Sooner Gridiron @ouvstheworld]

https://t.co/SFmQJrCvwq

[zach cook @ZachCook0707]

@RobbyBerger Hank Blalock, Bob

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

I thought 30 was too late to start a business.

I thought 38 was too old to get married.

I thought 40 would be too late create on social media.

I come to realize that time is relative & my time on this earth is different than yours.

Honor your own timing.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Department of Government Efficiency

The merch will be 🔥🔥🔥

[Missouri Mike @Missouri_Mike13]

PICKED OFF

[Jimmy G @jimmygards]

“Archibald, I want to talk about dynasties. La familia. Lin-e-age, dig? Kennedys. Alec Baldwin and the other ones. Fast and the Furious. Expectations. You hail from a line of swine-skin aerialists. Gridiron aristocrats, k? But David had to give that throne to Solomon, and the centurion-blocked pocket is now your canvas.”

[Rangers Nation ⚾️ @Rangers__Nation]

Same energy.

[Reece @DefaultReece]

Biden up there looking like Viserys Targaryen

[Max Dolente @Philly_Mays]

The boys fighting about their handicaps is really what America is all about

[Ben Meer @SystemSunday]

20 sentences that will maximize your social intelligence: