Zach DeWitz

GM of WONC 89.1FM at North Central College/Conrad's dad/dog dad/coffee and The Office addict

[104.3 The Score @thescorechicago]

“If they don’t pay a lot of attention to Pete at 2nd, do you take off for 3rd?”

Yes, Coom, yes you do!

PCA walks it off in the 11th as he forces an error by stealing 3rd. 📻🗣️⬇️

[Zach DeWitz @ZachDeWitz]

The money spent on these could have been used to buy tens of Hershey Kisses and not much else.

[Dave Wischnowsky @wischlist]

Buddy is at the Cubs game today and he spotted some DEEP CUT jerseys. 👀

[Zach DeWitz @ZachDeWitz]

This was around the time I started to REALLY love baseball and watched so many games. I really, really liked this team, even though they weren't that good.

[Daily Random Cub @DailyRandomCub]

This is the first time the Cubs have scored 23 or more runs since they dropped 26 in Colorado on 8/18/1995. This was the lineup that night:

B. McRae, CF
S. Dunston, SS
M. Grace, 1B
S. Sosa, RF
L. Gonzalez, LF
T. Zeile, 3B
R. Sanchez, 2B
S. Servais, C
K. Foster, P

[Zach DeWitz @ZachDeWitz]

This was such a great day! Wonderful to see so many WONC alums come back one more time.

[North Central Alumni @NCAlumni]

On June 12th & 13th, WONC alumni, friends, family, staff, and faculty reflected and reminisced as they said "Farewell to Oliver Hall". We hope you enjoyed your time on campus and can't wait to welcome you back soon! #NCAlumni

[Zach DeWitz @ZachDeWitz]

"I was just testing you. I just wanted to see if you could do it."

[Lunwi @lunwi75]

Remember when Musk challenged the World Food Program to explain how he could solve world hunger with just $6 billion, they did, and he just completely ignored them?

[Zach DeWitz @ZachDeWitz]

The Knicks are a win away from a title. The White Sox are in first place. The Cubs and their 9th-highest payroll stink more than 1,000 baby diapers. The Bears are definitely maybe moving to Indiana. Did someone go back in time and step on a butterfly?

[Chris Tannehill @ChrisTannehill]

There were so many great calls but this is my favorite Stacey deep cut

[Zach DeWitz @ZachDeWitz]

Dion in "Runaround Sue": That Sue is such a slut, going out with lots of guys. Stay away from her!

Dion in "The Wanderer": Here's my entire career as a traveling manwhore!

[Zach DeWitz @ZachDeWitz]

Rit dit dit da doo!

[Naperville Community Television (NCTV17) @NCTV17]

IPSD 204 plans to appoint Andrew Bernard to fill the school board vacancy created by the resignation of former board member Justin Karubas.
https://t.co/ZQ2HhYl6LG

[Zach DeWitz @ZachDeWitz]

WWWWLWLLWWLWWLWWW

It means champions of the North again.

[Dan Wiederer @danwiederer]

Bears schedule. What does it all mean?

https://t.co/Q6sbaNWebs

[Zach DeWitz @ZachDeWitz]

@stevejpulaski I reported on this when it happened. It was horrible and senseless.

[Zach DeWitz @ZachDeWitz]

If you still say "Cinco de Drinko," you should lose your speaking privileges for a week.

[Naperville Community Television (NCTV17) @NCTV17]

Lead the newsroom that keeps #Naperville informed and connected. NCTV17 is hiring a News Director. Apply today at: https://t.co/GFQLrnYhbM

[Zach DeWitz @ZachDeWitz]

@danwiederer I hope they offered him more than $15/hr.

[Zach DeWitz @ZachDeWitz]

Bears got an absolute steal with Thieneman at 25. Really excited to see how he fits into the defense.

[Zach DeWitz @ZachDeWitz]

Nice. Now sell the team.

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

The Chicago Bulls announced today that Artūras Karnišovas, Executive Vice President - Basketball Operations and Marc Eversley, General Manager have been relieved of their positions.

[Zach DeWitz @ZachDeWitz]

@stevejpulaski I loved this movie! I feel like not enough people know about it.

[Zach DeWitz @ZachDeWitz]

@GrantSabo This guy is and always has been a complete hack. Should never have been given a national platform for his stupidity.

[Zach DeWitz @ZachDeWitz]

People say "you can do anything if you put your mind to it," but the second we try to do something crazy like live a happy, productive adulthood, they do everything to try to fuck that up.

[Zach DeWitz @ZachDeWitz]

I've seen people watermarking Facebook pictures of things like their breakfast at a hotel and the interior of their car. Who do they think is going to steal and reuse their pictures??