Wm. Zach Woods

All Tweets are reflections of personal views/thoughts and no others

[Heather @heathem1221]

As someone who DOESN'T live in a swing state, I'm gonna say this with my full chest:

I'm tired of 7 fucking states deciding the fate of 50 states.

[Kenny Mayne @Kenny_Mayne]

With President Biden dropping out the media will certainly focus non-stop for a month on djt’s age, decline and incoherence.
@ABC @NBCNews @CBSNews @CNN @MSNBC

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Masters postponed because of puddles on the green. Meanwhile a tv tower was stationed on the middle of the green and we were told to deal with it. How times have changed.

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

If someone stepped on a rake and bonked themself 6 times in a row it’d be funny 6 times. If they took a break for a few hours the 7th rake would be even more hilarious

[Wm. Zach Woods @ZachDub]

This is wild

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

Vote today…

[Wm. Zach Woods @ZachDub]

This picture is my exact algorithm

[The Golden Ratio @TheGoldenRatio4]

𝑌𝐸𝑆 𝐻𝐸𝐿𝐿𝑂 💀

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

Hunter S. Thompson, one week after 9/11, called the 21st Century

[Translate Things @TranslateThings]

BREAKING: Donald Trump's personal library was destroyed in the FBI raid of Mar-a-Lago.

Both books are sadly beyond repair, and he hadn't even finished coloring one in yet.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

I don’t understand how COVID is still spiking after we’ve tried everything from pretending it’s over to pretending it never happened

[matt ufford @mattufford]

if you had told me at any time between 2005 and 2020 that Tom Brady would become more sympathetic than Aaron Rodgers I would’ve assumed Rodgers killed someone in a hit-and-run

[Matthew Berry @MatthewBerryTMR]

Ja’Marr Chase out here winning people fantasy titles. 🔥🔥🔥

[sarahtiana⚾️🏈 @sarahtiana]

Apparently Aaron Rodgers consults Joe Rogan about red zone offense too.

[Wm. Zach Woods @ZachDub]

@javnlsn @UWAthletics @AlaskaAir @UW_Football It’s gonna be a long season 😓

[L.A.S. @SartoriallyInc]

if u enjoy clothing based humor u might wanna check out a little show called i think u should leave out now on netflix

[Wm. Zach Woods @ZachDub]

@Ethidopeian Does it help that it’s a trash Wine. Or was this an SNL reference? There’s also a producer called “Justin” so if you want to start winemaking there’s clearly a market

[Zachary Ruane 🪱 @ZacharyRuane]

retweet if ur a cool dude