Zachary Duncanson

Just here to give you some hot takes

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o°ga b°Oga

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Hiccups gotta be cruel and unusual punishment

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They call him Dave the way he’s Bustin’

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If you put butter around me, I’ll eat it

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I’m at the whims of my stims

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“Everything I say is a quote” -Zach Duncanson

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Memory is a speed loss drug

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Hot water tastes round and cold water tastes pointy

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I stand corrected. I wasn’t familiar with your game back then @tacobell

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Taco John’s is better than Taco Bell

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You ever chew on a piece of gum and it gets really spicy all of a sudden?

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What da hell is even that?

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What is a blue raspberry and where can I find one?

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Kettle chips are the best type of chips

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Steak fries are the best type of fries 🍟

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I don’t hate tea, but matcha tastes like a mouthful of grass

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I stand corrected. The best type of fries are the smiley potatoes hands down

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Steak fries are the best type of fries 🍟

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Why does ice cream have to be so cold?

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Time is a concept and we’re just living in it

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Who do you think you are? I AM

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Toast is pretty good and all, but if you throw French in front of that bad boy you’re gonna make me act up

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I don’t need 8 hours of sleep bc I’m built different

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What if I got a big straw and sucked up an entire cloud?