Patrick Dysart

"We are all worms. But I believe that I am a glow-worm" -Winston Churchill

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Bought a house in Inver Grove Heights and the week after they vote to reinstate the old 1984 racist flag wtf

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Breaking Bad is now one of my top 3 favorite shows solely due to the fact that the Series Finale Episode name is a reference to a Marty Robbins song.

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@rockybond42 @femalekissinger I raise you (Rip Applebees):

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Someone at @Spotify had a fun time inputting the lyrics to Hocus Pocus - Focus

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Tradition is an important part of the B1G
One of these traditions is @UMNmarch not performing at Spring Game

[Minnesota Football @GopherFootball]

This Saturday's Spring Game has moved indoors. Due to limited crowd space, the game will no longer be open to the public, but it will still air live on BTN and the Gopher Radio Network.

More Details: https://t.co/6JIDw0iRaX

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@rockybond42 Hal 9000 + Wall-E + The Terminator + C3PO + Data + Agent Smith + Wheatley + Sigma + Ultron + John Henry Eden + Mr. New Vegas + 343 Guilty Spark + Dog (HL2)

Although some of these arguably cross the lines between AI, Cyborgs, and Androids

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

How cool is this?! Thanks, @UMNmarch, for representing our state so well and showing off a little bit of what Minnesota has to offer at the World Expo! #SkiUMah

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Seeing this after sleeping for 15 hours straight from Jetlag hits different

[seynique @seynique]

if we all stay in bed, what are they gonna do? pull us out? while we’re still in our jim jams? i don’t think so

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Every time I hear someone unironically say "Your network is your net worth" my soul crumbles a little bit further

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@someprairieb Literally saw this yesterday and thought about sending it to you

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I found a blade of turfgrass in my ice machine, what does this mean? Two more weeks of Winter? My Stochastic Models midterm went poorly? I must know

[Sophia @0ldoini]

The wikipedia page for the 1904 Olympics Men’s Marathon might be my favourite Wikipedia page ever

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@gopherhoe Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll?

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"The ides of March" - Overdone, Boring, Used for centuries
"When the Roman Senate, is Sus!" - Creative, Original, Breathtaking

[Your resident Skyward Sword stan @JetpackGamer456]

TODAY'S LITERALLY THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN RT THIS

[highflyflow @shiningwizrd]

EVERYTIME I THINK I FOUND THE BEST ONE I FIND ANOTHER ONE EVEN FUNNIER

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@gopherhoe OwO

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Section 104, Row 3, Seat 9 #tiseatupgrade