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I'm just an old chunk of coal, but I'm gonna be a diamond someday.

[Zac wit a H @ZachGarrison23]

How to Train Your Dragon sprays makes me tear up when Hiccups parents finally meet again.

[Zac wit a H @ZachGarrison23]

Ill have you know I have been practicing driving either just my left hand so I can also have my hand on your thigh. 😏

[Zac wit a H @ZachGarrison23]

@blakeshelton version of Footloose has changed my life.

[Zac wit a H @ZachGarrison23]

Part of me wants to worry about my credit score and financial future. Part of me wants to drop everything and hop on a plane to anywhere.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

😂😂😂 https://t.co/D4nANhViKr

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

"Everytime you watch this vine focus on a different person" 😂 https://t.co/UnhAJMh5nI

[Zac wit a H @ZachGarrison23]

Love is like a brain freeze.

Fuck that.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Phone, wallet, and keys... Tap each pocket to make sure the 3 essentials are there, and then walk out of the door.

[Zac wit a H @ZachGarrison23]

@theAlexCrews Sasquatch sticks are sent from heaven so it's okay.

[Zac wit a H @ZachGarrison23]

@madimariehann European or American?

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

If you don't understand this, you too young 😂

[Zac wit a H @ZachGarrison23]

I seriously need a woman that likes to nap as much I do

[Zac wit a H @ZachGarrison23]

Jesus only had 12 followers.

[Zac wit a H @ZachGarrison23]

@madimariehann The Babadook

[Zac wit a H @ZachGarrison23]

@_sincerelyaspen I'm down

[Zac wit a H @ZachGarrison23]

But at least I'm not addicted to meth.

[Zac wit a H @ZachGarrison23]

Like, I could make plans to see you in 15 minutes, then turn around and fall asleep for 2 hours.

[Zac wit a H @ZachGarrison23]

Be warned. I'm a compulsive napper

[Zac wit a H @ZachGarrison23]

@lesskayy All I've caught out of that lake was a boot, a couch cushion and a VD.

[Zac wit a H @ZachGarrison23]

@lesskayy I saw one episode of The Forensic Files that was about a body found in Claremore lake.