Zach Getson

adult

[Zach Getson @ZachGetson]

@Oni_Omoile Happy birthday!

[isaacs @izs]

New ai psychosis just dropped: return of the pre Bronze Age bicameral mind

[Rory Blank @BoneJail]

Rise of The Machines

[audrey @phlegmme]

Computer please AI generate a movie of me in Star Wars world killing bad guys John Wick style. Put my buddy deadpool there too. Reduce Woke by 50%. Go ahead and reduce it another 20%. Oh christ that’s too far. Dial up Woke just a little, maybe 3%. Thank you computer. I love you

[Apu From The Simpsons @Apu_Simpson25]

Guy who just watch their first Shonen: I like the fights.

Guy who watched 10 Shonens: Such a powerful and complex piece of media, criticizing society and showing the human psyche. This is not your regular shonen.

Guy who watched EVERY Shonen: Dragon Ball is lowkey peak fiction

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Republicans: We need another civil war right now.

Democrats: Girl you gotta VOTE for it then💛💙

Nelly if he was a bullfrog: If you wanna come and eat a fly with me, swim around in the pond when we’re frisky, oh why do I love this lake (Hey! Bugs in my tummy!)

[cow @cowincrisis]

god is taking me back now

[Tina @Tina23664722279]

And I'm Tina! #ImTina

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.

[Garcia @GarciaCap]

Retail investors getting the ability to short sell during extreme fear

[Chris Vannini @ChrisVannini]

Within a week we've had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring and sports gambling corruption. We're living in the 1920s.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

it’s so amazing when you’re handwriting and you get to a word with two t’s and you get to do one big line across for both of them. life can be amazing occasionally though also still very painful

[Zach Getson @ZachGetson]

@lordbrazes Me

[Zach Getson @ZachGetson]

@666bloodrose666 I’ve been quietly following for many years. The thirst traps are nice, but I’ve always stayed for the authenticity and the humor. Your body is great, your face is better, but your personality is the key!

[Maia @maiamindel]

"I have an AI boyfriend" no you don't. It's Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve not Adam and USB

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

2015: the movie Idiocracy is basically a documentary

2025: the movie Idiocracy is a beautiful and aspirational look at a future brighter than our own. a tantalizing glimpse into a better world that has already slipped from our fingertips.

[Zach Getson @ZachGetson]

@Oni_Omoile I’m gonna do it for 10 just to mog you on your birthday. #hbd

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

critics of homeschooling point to lower test scores as evidence in favor of conventional schooling, but homeschooled kids consistently outperform their peers in race science, biblical geology, patriotism, early 20th c german history, and holistic medicine

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

the pope making the clutch move of ordering a couple of marg towers