Zach Helfand

[Zach Helfand @ZachHelfand]

It’s honestly so impressive that Elmo has become as widely successful, like that really caught on! I wonder what else was pitched when they decided to roll this puppet street w a dude living in the garbage. Probably some wild ideas thrown around in that meeting

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Wemby

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So annoying that America doesn’t have villages. we have all the other ones - towns, cities, boroughs etc but not the best one. Villages rule

[Zach Helfand @ZachHelfand]

Mark Knopfler is HIM

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I love most dogs but I just do not click with bulldogs, pugs or boxers

[Zach Helfand @ZachHelfand]

The selection of documentaries on tubi is underratedly solid

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I f with game pigeon

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@crtclshrinking What’s the right way? I’m an honest man I will cook em and see about that

[Zach Helfand @ZachHelfand]

I hate Brussels sprouts

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@cohen_dori I have literally no idea

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I love movies from the 90s

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I wish there were popsicles in my freezer rn

[Zach Helfand @ZachHelfand]

Watching baseball. Saw a Lowe's commercial. There were football players in it. #Sports

[Zach Helfand @ZachHelfand]

A sac bunt to take the lead in the 7th inning of a playoff game is so beautiful. Great job, Zach McKinstry

[Zach Helfand @ZachHelfand]

Rewatched the sandlot last night, still slaps

[Zach Helfand @ZachHelfand]

I miss when pitchers used to hit

[Zach Helfand @ZachHelfand]

The older I get, the more mustard I put on my foods

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I’m drinking a cup of tea who’s flavor is “honey chai turmeric vitality”

[Zach Helfand @ZachHelfand]

I just spent 92% of the money in my bank account in a single transaction at Walmart

[Zach Helfand @ZachHelfand]

Succession is just a cheap ripoff of Arrested Development season 1