Zach™

It's not worth winning if you can't win big.

[Timothy Johnson @MiamiCanes1971]

The British being unprepared to perform on American soil has been a tradition since 1776

[Zach™ @ZachInKC]

@awstar11 🤣🤣

[Billy Binion @billybinion]

I'd genuinely like to hear someone explain why Elon Musk doing an autistic wave at inauguration was proof that he is a Nazi who needs to be exiled from public life, but Graham Platner's "Totenkopf" tat is NBD and not disqualifying for a Senate run.

[Zach™ @ZachInKC]

@goff_jerry68345 Holy fucking airball with this post

[Zach™ @ZachInKC]

@LeslieMarshall @244335ChiefK @ClayTravis Calm down, lady

[wyatt.today @wyatttoday]

why were people angry about this again

[Zach™ @ZachInKC]

@FloraLuzz_

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Yup

[Zach™ @ZachInKC]

@RevRayCistman

[Zach™ @ZachInKC]

@HunterBiden @TheKevinDalton The fuck he is. I can ride a fucking bike

[Om Patel @om_patel5]

THIS GUY LIVES UNDER SFO'S TAKEOFF PATH SO HE BUILT A CEILING PROJECTOR THAT TRACKS EVERY PLANE FLYING OVER HIS HOUSE IN REAL TIME

he uses a cheap $30 radio receiver to pick up the signals that planes broadcast while flying.

then projects them onto his ceiling in real time

when a jet flies over his house you hear it outside and at the exact same moment a plane glides across his ceiling labeled with the airline, aircraft type, and destination

pure black background so the projector's rectangle disappears and only the aircraft are visible

but he didn't stop at planes

it also draws the real sky behind them. sun, moon, bright stars, constellations, and live satellites including the ISS. all at their true positions for his exact location and time in real time

so he's lying in bed watching the actual night sky projected onto his ceiling with real planes crossing through it as they take off from SFO

there is a huge market for every man alive that runs outside to see the helicopter

vibe coded the whole thing himself with a cheap radio, a projector, and some clever software

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Hantavirus sure disappeared quickly once we made it clear we are not doing that again,

[Zach™ @ZachInKC]

@RoKhanna @grahamformaine 🤣🤣

[Zach™ @ZachInKC]

@jonfavs Holy fucking airball, Jon

[Zach™ @ZachInKC]

@slashapu81 @jonfavs 🎯

[Sean Davis @seanmdav]

Your husband used an intern as a humidor in the White House, so maybe just sit this one out.

[Carl Higbie @CarlHigbie]

Didn’t your husband get a blow job in the oval office… Maybe sit this one out

[Western Lensman @WesternLensman]

Abby Phillip’s incredible journey on Joe Biden and the cognitive decline story:

June 17, 2024: Republicans are using misleading videos to weaponize questions about Biden’ age.

June 28, 2024 (post-debate): Isn’t it possible that Biden’s age is affecting his ability to do the job?

May 27, 2026: What kind of political system makes it ok to lie to people about what everyone knows to be true?

This is CNN.

[Hooter @patdog949]

@markpoloncarz