Zach Lorton

RPG & Board Game Designer . Musician . Actor . Comedian . Professional DJ . Graphic Designer
How/When/Why

[Casual Game Revolution @CasualGameRev]

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[Casual Game Revolution @CasualGameRev]

New release! CGI Winter 2026: Wispwood by @czechgames, SPIEL 2025, The Game Makers by @beziergames, the human element in board gaming, big box games, tariffs, and a PNP game by @AwakenRealms. Read or subscribe here: https://t.co/OIdZ5ZFiAX #boardgames #tabletop #magazine

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@CollinRugg @listen2tish Protect this woman.

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@WisDems You misspelled "hilarious".

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@_MLFootball Nope.

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@MagnificoIX @RepNancyMace He needed something to hold onto, apparently.

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@POTUS The shooter was a leftist, radical feminist. It ain't about gun control, folks. She was being indoctrinated somehow, and it sure wasn't by people on the right.

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@libsoftiktok I'd point out that the rainbow has one less color, and is therefore, imperfect.

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I'm not sure I've seen a game like this before, and Board Game Stories is giving away a free copy . . . enter below.
Disrupt Worldwide Giveaway on @BGameStories. Enter Now! https://t.co/d4EIRa4xEj

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Proud to be the 750th 😎 on @BackerKit for Reviving Kathmandu. Thanks @lemerygames https://t.co/9aBNUKidY9

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[Roku Channel @TheRokuChannel]

🚨 GIVEAWAY ALERT 🚨

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[Sebastian Shepherd @Seb_Shep]

@Roku Give us one good reason @alyankovic fans shouldn't be given the privilege of seeing #weirdthealyankovicstory on the big screen. @erockappel @rainnwilson #DanielRadcliffe #EvanRachelWood

[Zach Lorton @ZachLorton]

Interesting crowd sale on @thegamecrafter right now for Scuttleball from Crossbow Games. Crab volleyball with 18 cards and dice! Sale going on for 15 more days... https://t.co/WDMSdaee4H #boardgames #crowdsale

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I entered this #sweepstakes on #tunespeak. Follow the link below to enter & help me win. https://t.co/9AbzlQ0yYY

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Western Legends Giveaway by @kolossalgames on @BGameStories. Enter Now! https://t.co/d98w3hryyF

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@PhotosJaydub @guardian Yes, I believe that's the point.

[Zach Lorton @ZachLorton]

@MVGNETDUBS Nope, he's just using the trans community's own failed logic to prove them wrong. I guarantee you the youth depicted that you're referring to doesn't believe the footage is pornographic; by that metric, no harm.

So which is it, folks? It can't be both.