zach

Chronic Overthinker - Future Ghost/Ghoul

[zach @ZachMitchell_3]

My weekend plans?

Hootin’ and also hollerin’

[zach @ZachMitchell_3]

Man covid ruined everything. Easily the best salad bar in the state is now mid at best 😞👎

[zach @ZachMitchell_3]

Ma’am stood 15’ away from the Bud Light and still missed the first 8 shots 🤡

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

They can’t let this Bud Light thing go.

[zach @ZachMitchell_3]

My religion:

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Jim Brown has a pretty solid argument as the greatest football player of all-time. Amazingly, he has even better claim on being the greatest lacrosse player of all-time. He was actually so fucking good at lacrosse they changed the rules of the goddamn game.

[zach @ZachMitchell_3]

Why are cat faces so grabbable? I literally can’t stop

[zach @ZachMitchell_3]

@diannamarie6 “Dang ol… be not afraid, man”

[zach @ZachMitchell_3]

Nah this how I drink water at 3am out of a dead sleep

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

How camels drink water…

[zach @ZachMitchell_3]

@TweetsOfCats @diannamarie6

[zach @ZachMitchell_3]

Spotted

[𝓡𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓼 𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓽’𝓵𝓵 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓐𝓼𝓼 @ass_beaters]

remind me never to take this exit in Seattle

[zach @ZachMitchell_3]

Starting to feel like Fahrenheit 451

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Oh my God. Officials in Florida are now directing teachers to hide or cover their books or else they may face third-degree felony charges and 5 years in prison under a new DeSantis law. (from @hannah_natanson) https://t.co/L4VAg0PARa

[zach @ZachMitchell_3]

Who’s bringing the whales to the vet 😭

[zach @ZachMitchell_3]

@diannamarie6 Seriously though

[zach @ZachMitchell_3]

That one TikTok trend:

Billy Mays dead at 50

Me, age 10:

[Weed Porn @WeedPorns]

Another massive bust! 🫡

[zach @ZachMitchell_3]

I should have more money for how tired I am all the time smh

[zach @ZachMitchell_3]

@diannamarie6 To visit Maine you must:

-Have a valid passport (no card)
-Arm wrestle a black bear and win
-free dive and catch a lobster by hand
-survive three nights in the woods with just an axe and a flannel

[zach @ZachMitchell_3]

@diannamarie6 Should have said yes