Zach Scheimer

Attempting to do the whole #standup #comedy thing

[Zach Scheimer @ZachScheimer]

@mikefreemanNFL

[Zach Scheimer @ZachScheimer]

@PChrisBrantley The judge is on the right, correct?

[Senator Rand Paul @SenRandPaul]

I am introducing a Constitutional Amendment to end Birthright Citizenship.

Under current interpretations of American law, anyone born on American soil automatically becomes a U.S. citizen, regardless of whether the parent was here legally or not.  This is wrong and not at all the intent of those who wrote the 14th Amendment. 

We are a country filled with immigrants, and legal immigration is valuable and should be protected. But we are also a country whose borders have been too open and our generosity exploited too often. President Trump has moved to seal our border from illegal immigrants more than any other president.  

But we will have more to do.

We need to make sure that only children born to legal residents of the U.S. are automatically citizens. I have supported protecting birthright citizenship from abuse since the beginning of my tenure in the Senate, when I cosponsored the Birthright Citizenship Act of 2011, and now I am proposing an amendment to protect United States citizenship in case the Supreme Court fails to address this issue correctly.

[Zach Scheimer @ZachScheimer]

@meldee3 Melvin… you need to watch every Pens game the rest of the season. That’s a demand

[Sina @SinaHartung]

World War

World War 2
<— you are here
World War 3

2 World 2 War

World War: Tokyo Drift

World and War

World 7

War 8

[Zach Scheimer @ZachScheimer]

@SamInYEG Tom Wilson for me. If he played for the Americans, I may not root for my own country.

[Zach Scheimer @ZachScheimer]

@PChrisBrantley Brain cells and his hairline are correlated. As the hairline has moved backwards, it’s actually also making less capacity in his brain.

[yc @yc]

Sign the petition to try and stop Charles's execution, it only takes a minute: https://t.co/IDsEbsurPl

[Zach Scheimer @ZachScheimer]

@mikefreemanNFL @pablofindsout

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Bernice King: “The recent claim by President Trump that the 1964 Civil Rights Act harmed white Americans is just wrong and it’s dangerous. It re-writes history in a way that fuels fear and resentment. My father and so many leaders of the movement did not risk their lives to divide this nation. They did so because America was denying millions basic rights. The right to work, the right to vote, to live where they please, to move through society with dignity. The Civil Rights Act did not give black people special treatment. It made discrimination illegal. The same discrimination you’re trying to turn around and use.”

[Zach Scheimer @ZachScheimer]

Hate to break it to @DraftKings, but this isn’t even close to the most wide open the Steelers have left a receiver in the last 2 weeks

[DraftKings @DraftKings]

About as wide open as they come 😳

[Adam Crowley @_adamcrowley]

I'm sure Tyler Loop feels awful today. Sickest man in America. #Steelers fans owe the guy a lot. I say we make donations in his name to the John's Hopkins Children's Center! How bout' it??

Here's the link to donate: https://t.co/zaQpoq910o

[Zach Scheimer @ZachScheimer]

@seangentille I assumed it was the frogger theme, but definitely weird

[Zach Scheimer @ZachScheimer]

@punt_rd @ZaslowShow this has to be your dream wrestler

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

James Talarico: “The reason poverty exists is not because we can’t feed the poor, it’s because we can’t satisfy the rich. That’s exactly what we’re seeing with Elon Musk become the first trillionaire. This is a spiritual sickness. What leads a person to accumulate more money than they could possibly spend in a hundred lifetimes when we have people starving in this one?”

[Zach Scheimer @ZachScheimer]

@Akweezy25 Hire Brian Smith! He’s available!

[Zach Scheimer @ZachScheimer]

@g_pasqualicchio There’s been speculation, but no one has actually reported definitively what happened.

[Zach Scheimer @ZachScheimer]

@WillGravesAP I still yell “heath” anytime anyone white catches it 🤷‍♂️

[Zach Scheimer @ZachScheimer]

@LeBatardShow Phillip Rivers. Down 1 score. Two minutes left. Should we be surprised?