Zach wrote...

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing.

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@doggintrump They got tricked into being evil.

God damn I'm glad Trump won now, this has been... this has just all been a treat.

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@ProudSocialist I thought they were begging for a deal?

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@amandacarpenter @jerrysaltz I thought that was Gary Busey for a second.

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@SarahLarchmont I'm not a gun person but is that gun not empty or is the magazine designed to look like an empty black void?

(If you say anything about one maybe being in the chamber just know you are not clever and that's clearly not what I'm asking)

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@cwebbonline "you can read between the lines on that one"

He never gave a shit about the ballroom he wanted the drone launch system and underground bunker. There are no between the lines here if you don't get what's going on then you deserve what's happening lol.

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@OsoBlanc0 I wanna poke it but I know if I do it'll leak four different fluids, none of them blood.

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@NotHoodlum Everything he says and does is wrong.

It's like the universe has set it's will against him in the funniest way possible.

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@GBC_Press "This criminal wouldn't be a big deal today because I mean fuck, look at what the current guy is doing" is an interesting thing for the vice president to say, but here we are.

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@AmoneyResists And it's never because they've seen the error of their ways, it's just because some of the cruelty backlashed onto them.

You're still the same ole you though, aren't ya?

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@swd2 Two weeks is about the time it takes for public consciousness to move on from a subject.

That is why everything is two weeks with him. Because he knows by the time two weeks is up nobody will be paying attention and he won't be there either way.

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@MekunTizichi @Rainmaker1973 Thank you for equating socialism and communism as being the same thing in the first sentence, it really saved me the time of reading the rest of that bullshit you typed.

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@nexta_tv If I was the guy who opened the box on my new defense system and it's just endless amounts of chicken wire, I'd be a little pissed. NGL.

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@Rainmaker1973 The one that is sitting has peaked behind the curtain at the hideous apparatus of the state and realizes all of society is sick to its core. She does as she has always ever done, participate as a passive observer; a foreigner in her own life. It is not hers to ruin the illusion.

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@SandyofCthulhu Cnut Sigurdsson the viking vampire angel sounds badass and you miserable fucks just WISH you thought of it.

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@Thiss_Youu That actually believe it too. You can see why everyone wants to run as a Republican, you can just say shit it doesn't matter.

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@MorbidKnowledge Reminds me of that guy who "cheated" on press your luck because he found out the order of the lights was always one of 32 patterns, not random, so he memorized the patterns. They banned him from ever coming back.

That's not cheating thats just being stupidly good at winning.

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@oty__ken Wow, years of fighting for a whole village. And to think during ww1 men would fight for years over a few meters of ground.

What a time to be alive, just look how far we've come!

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@theepicmap Why, they needed you. the genius that is you, to point out the map to them!

No other reason.

You're the savior of Canada. Gordon Lightfoot is writing the story of you in song form and the mushroom people of nova Scotia will hold a ceremony to give you the key to the province.

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@RpsAgainstTrump So the fuel crisis is going well?

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@thfckunal Big rock store