Zach Bayless

Professional thinker || UF 20 🐊 || Instagram/zach_bayless

[Zach Bayless @Zach_Bayless15]

2019 - 2020 Music Video Reel https://t.co/X1J04gKgA6

[Zach Bayless @Zach_Bayless15]

Imagine being one of those people that likes to scale buildings and deciding 9/11 was the day for the twin towers.

[Zach Bayless @Zach_Bayless15]

@RedsDaily4 Cowboy should’ve always been on tv

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DM from last night: “Jeepers Creepers, the gators got measles, shit” - Young Thug on the upcoming season for the gators 🔥🐊@hightopsport @FLSportsTakes_

[Florida Gators Football @GatorsFB]

For the Orange and Blue 🗣️ 🎺🎷🥁

Shoutout to the @UFGatorBand 🐊

[Zach Bayless @Zach_Bayless15]

@chaseshake The reds live thing is so accurate. I was in middle school then and he would never acknowledge anyone even though we all just loved him and the reds. Pic was so nice never forget my uncle stopping him to talk and he was genuine. No reason to be an ass just because you’re on tv

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@JoeyVotto Modeled my game after you growing up in ohio wouldn’t believe how appreciative your infielders are when they think “dude you saved me thank you” and I was like “no man I was just doing my job”

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@BlueOrangeGtr @850recruits Bro I’m a gator too why don’t you just look it up instead of bashing the man and asking X. Need to hit the tweet quota ?

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My niece is pissed I keep getting all the answers to the shapes of objects right while watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

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@UltraDane Imagine waking up and pillow talking with your wife about how crazy last night was

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Many people don’t think about the fact that the person who edits a music video probably listened to it more than any fan will listen to it in their lifetime

[Zach Bayless @Zach_Bayless15]

When a scammer caller actually has a sexy voice for once and your battery dies

[Zach Bayless @Zach_Bayless15]

At this time of the year in Florida you gotta trim the hedges. The airflow is way better

[Zach Bayless @Zach_Bayless15]

@BOGBackup1 You could be right but stfu and wait for the season. Enough of the clicks. Have faith

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Still miss him to this day

[Zach Bayless @Zach_Bayless15]

I take it back just saw two love bugs smashing on my car window ass to ass

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Why did we have to name it doggy style ? Every animal and reptile hits from the back … never seen one ever switch positions

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Hey operator what’s on my radar ?

Predict my weather but can’t stop the

maker

From

Rain my parade I spent all day makin

** All I know is gas costs way more than my girls perfume **@kennymason

[Zach Bayless @Zach_Bayless15]

In life, sometimes, you have to knock on a few doors to get a response. And, other times, you gotta cut a glory hole in that door and see what happens.

[Zach Bayless @Zach_Bayless15]

Why did we have to name it doggy style ? Every animal and reptile hits from the back … never seen one ever switch positions

[Zach Bayless @Zach_Bayless15]

@AlbumAura Yellow Tape 3