Jack/Zach From Texas

OFS Analyst. Dallas Cowboys fan(?) I met Rod Marinelli outside of a Cheesecake Factory in 2017. Big Biker War guy. Anti-Union. Former Shit Emoji Chia Pet Owner.

[Jack/Zach From Texas @Zach_FromTexas]

Thanks for coming out Alabama.

[Jake Marsh @JakeMarsh18]

Wendell Green from DEEEEEEP.

(4) Auburn is on a mission right now. Up 11 in Tuscaloosa with 9:10 to go.

@stoolbenchmob

[Jack/Zach From Texas @Zach_FromTexas]

This account is effectively dead. But I’m here to say I’m very happy for @tacojoe_

[Jack/Zach From Texas @Zach_FromTexas]

@carolpinta @katebarstool Dog Mom != Person Mom

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

This is it. This is the graph. And keep in mind it still doesn’t include ad spend. Other gambling companies need to spend millions and give away millions in bonuses to compete with us. It’s paying for headlines and publicity vs being the headline. Good luck. $penn

[Jack/Zach From Texas @Zach_FromTexas]

@VoiceOfTheStar First person to ever do live vocals with no back track. If you’ve seen him live he’s done this since he wouldn’t show his face in 2011.

[Jack/Zach From Texas @Zach_FromTexas]

@VuhnillaGorilla Lol yeah but they also got the Best Buy ever for it. Can’t hate the player. I feel like they had an idea this could happen lol

[Jack/Zach From Texas @Zach_FromTexas]

Ok. We need the girl who totally didn’t dump Tommy (wink wink) to come crush his heart again. He has become a real monster lmao

[Tommy Smokes @TomScibelli]

@KayceSmith

[Jack/Zach From Texas @Zach_FromTexas]

@nickturani Can we get an update on your Venmo total?

[Jack/Zach From Texas @Zach_FromTexas]

@WillRayValentin @mr_skilling @rolliesfinger Yeah that’s what I was thinking. I mean anyone with half a brain would have sold around ~200 leaving some on the table sure but also not holding the bag.

[Coach Duggs @CoachDuggs]

Tommy won the battle, but he’s gonna lose the war. The jury won’t vote for him if he makes it. #NAVtershow

[Jack/Zach From Texas @Zach_FromTexas]

@TomScibelli You ensured going to the final 2.... because anyone who carries you to final 2 knows they have won.

[Jack/Zach From Texas @Zach_FromTexas]

So @TomScibelli ensured he would be final 2 and also that he wouldn’t win. What an idiot!! #BarstoolSurvivor

[Jack/Zach From Texas @Zach_FromTexas]

@katebarstool Chick is smart. That was a massive diamond he found.

[Jack/Zach From Texas @Zach_FromTexas]

@jackmac LAZYYYYY AND COMFORTABLE.

[Jack/Zach From Texas @Zach_FromTexas]

@nickturani @_rone Thanks @_rone for bringing this disturbing content to my attention. Sad what people will do to get a laugh.

[Jack/Zach From Texas @Zach_FromTexas]

Helping @BarstoolYak solve a crime. Getting call of the day from @stoolpresidente on my sharks have feelings too review. Fighting with @TheLizGonzales and @KayceSmith 🥲

[Jack/Zach From Texas @Zach_FromTexas]

It’s weird to think just how many times I got the pleasure of talking to Barstool people over the past few years of @BarstoolRadio @willcolon66, @LargeBarstool & @franciscellis (who absolutely hated me) @KFCBarstool @KayceSmith thanks for the memories everybody

[Jack/Zach From Texas @Zach_FromTexas]

@braidedniplhair @willcolon66 Yes. The browns have blown it out 🤣

[Jack/Zach From Texas @Zach_FromTexas]

Someone check on @willcolon66 he is not ok.