Zach Simon

Ramsey NJ | Marist University

[Zach Simon @Zach_Simon8]

This coming from a real man named “Booger” is the best part about it. What a loser. You’re name is Booger dude😂

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

The ovation from the crowd as OBJ checks into the game 🥹❤️

(via @NFL)

[Zach Simon @Zach_Simon8]

@JustinMartone8 This guy sucks fire cashman to mars

[Zach Simon @Zach_Simon8]

The Osprey in Manasquan NJ is the best bar on this side of the equator.

[Zach Simon @Zach_Simon8]

Shut up Jon

[Jon Heyman @JonHeyman]

Enough with José Caballero’s stall tactics. He found a tiny loophole in rule, so good for him. But for what? To annoy opposing pitchers and get a pitch clock violation once a month? Guess what, it’s annoying many more than the pitcher now.

[Zach Simon @Zach_Simon8]

Can’t believe teachers just quit on study guides. I genuinely have no idea what to study at least 75% of the time. In fact, usually anything I do study is not included on the exam, because of course.

[Zach Simon @Zach_Simon8]

My buddy @mfeatherstone8 swatted his shit into the 7th row back in high school. No shit the sixers suck.

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

Well, the Sixers went as far as Dominick Barlow could carry them.

[Zach Simon @Zach_Simon8]

I present to you the world #1 golfer by 2036, and Tommy Fleetwood.

[NCAA Men's Final Four @MFinalFour]

HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE 🖼️

#MFinalFour x @umichbball

[Michigan Men's Basketball @umichbball]

The Kings of College Basketball 〽️

[Cam @Cam31Schlittler]

Keep hating on us

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Bracket Hack.

Since 2005 100% of the eventual National Champions has been a really good team that plays good offense and defense and makes shots when they need to as well as getting big time stops.

[Rick “Godfather” Pitino @rick2013pitino]

Anyone else thought about moving the hometown chat from snap to iMessage yet?

[Zach Simon @Zach_Simon8]

Easily the best tweet to ever grace the platform. I’m honored I got to watch it.

[Charles Curran @charliebcurran]

Iran never stood a chance against The Rizzler.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

There are 265 D1 Football teams. Here is the one that is responsible for all 12 points so far at Super Bowl LX.

[Zach Simon @Zach_Simon8]

My Diet during this weekends trip to Providence:
- 3 plain tortillas
- about 1 box of Cheez-itz
- 1 giant Jersey mikes sub
- 4 slices of digiorno pizza
- 7-10 frozen taquitos
- Lays potato chips (a lot)
- 0 desserts (Watching my figure)

* Bonus - 1 Friars Loss (Bad)

[MJ Melendez Protector @MJ_Melendezz]

Get Carlos up and moving

[Zach Simon @Zach_Simon8]

How I feel when one of my buddies sends a funny reel into the chat that he got from my blend