Zak Enberg

Bald Guy. Part time writer at

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I love it when Instagram decides I'm into something. Apparently I really enjoy Jennifer Lawrence clips from 2015 where's she's being "funny/relatable"

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Dear immune system, it's just some pollen, chill out

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Sometimes I like to improvise things so the next owners can look at it and think"What the hell was this guy doing?!?"

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Triscuits are just thin, savory shredded wheat

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Saturday a lady walked by our house and said it looks really nice. I've been riding that high for 3 days now

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Yo @NintendoAmerica and @animalcrossing I fixed the crafting with a little DIY work #nintendo #smashthatAbutton #animalcrossing

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With everyone staying home as much as possible look at your ceiling fans while they are off... clean those blades. You have the time 👌

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Can we just stop the elbow bump or foot tap? I don't think we need some kind of physical contact to acknowledge someones presence

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The good thing about Corona is that people are actually washing there hands now. Let's keep that up everybody 👐

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I really want to try some high end underwear. But don't want it to make normal underwear un-wearable. Resulting in me having to spend hundreds of dollars to replace all my cheap underwear 😩

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If there's any Chinese companies that want to pay me to fix their instructions or packaging so they actually make sense to English speakers, I'm all in 👌💰

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Using a plumb bob is very satisfying. A tool that's as old as mankind itself 👌👌👌

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The best thing about breaking a tool is going to the store to get an even bigger one 😆

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The only comfy/stretchy/sweat pants a man should wear in public are long johns under your work clothes

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Who's the dummy that let 2 red teams into the super bowl?

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I just can't believe the year the Gophers had! Good luck at the world series in a week and a half! 👍 #bringhomethecup

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Who's a worse driver?

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Well new Star Wars is done for a few months, time to return to the superior series 😏 Talking about that Trek 👌

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Big shout-out to my boi @jjabrams for making a good Star Wars movie and undoing a lot of the crap @rianjohnson pulled. JJ is the man 👌

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I'm going to tell my kids that pistachios are dried avocados