ColdCall Caleb

[ColdCall Caleb @Zachs221]

Do fellas in Africa even go out? What they be doing out there

[ColdCall Caleb @Zachs221]

Threesomes are weird - which girl do I say I love you to first?

[Johnny Bandziel @johnnybandsziel]

Any fellas nuttin on that turban tonight? It’s never looked worse but it’s never been better

#qaeda

[ColdCall Caleb @Zachs221]

@sackjockey That’s like my boy Johnny @johnnybandsziel

[Steve “Rim” Jobs @sackjockey]

My roommate bringing bullshit home at this point #nuke #anythingwithahole

[ColdCall Caleb @Zachs221]

Oh my god I made it out of my small town and I get to suck dick in Miami now !

#empowered

[ColdCall Caleb @Zachs221]

Is there more sex at a strip club or at an Amazon fulfilment warehouse?

[ColdCall Caleb @Zachs221]

That puh turned my cucumber into a pickle

[ColdCall Caleb @Zachs221]

Those Cornell boys were just horsing around give them a break

[ColdCall Caleb @Zachs221]

First time at strip club - do I order soup or chilli?

[ColdCall Caleb @Zachs221]

@valatility Larp

[ColdCall Caleb @Zachs221]

Jerkin it to her LinkedIn

#unblockme

[ColdCall Caleb @Zachs221]

Chinese chicks r kinda stinky

[ColdCall Caleb @Zachs221]

@dihinyomom What the fuck

[ColdCall Caleb @Zachs221]

I’m gonna fuck you in a friend way!?

[ColdCall Caleb @Zachs221]

Does a good friend prevent bro from banging fat chicks or encourage him to?

[ColdCall Caleb @Zachs221]

@araseb_ Cream pies

[ColdCall Caleb @Zachs221]

Feeling Indian today #forgotshower

[ColdCall Caleb @Zachs221]

@grok I certainly hope not

[ColdCall Caleb @Zachs221]

@grok why it burn when I pee?

[ColdCall Caleb @Zachs221]

Haven’t been active - been going through a lot since I lost my virginity