Zack Crunckle

Finding the beauty in the ridiculous, joy in stupidity and humor in the grave issues of death. Pronouns: pizza/pineapple/platypus

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@GavinNewsom Looking for crimes should take about 3 seconds.

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@SenWarren No. We need you to be very quiet and mind your own business.

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@JohnCornyn Have you considered never trying to quote smarter people than you?

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@JohnCornyn “We know that he has, more than any other man, the gift of compressing the largest amount of words into the smallest amount of thought.“

Also Churchill

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@BobCurtains @RealEmirHan Footsballs

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@BBCWorld

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@BBCWorld The only people more despicable than child sex traffickers are those who attempt to normalize it.

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@BBCWorld The REAL victims of this horror are the fathers selling their daughters as sex slaves. Riiiiiiight.

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@BBCWorld Why are you normalizing human trafficking and child abuse?

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@BBCWorld Who precisely are you covering for, and why?

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@SenSanders You want some cheese with that whine?

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@DataRepublican @data_republican Dang it! I can't ! I'm already following her! If you ever get tired of her, I'll adopt her! What a gem.

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@MarkJCarney @ZelenskyyUa Do you at least get a punch card?

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@ObamaFoundation @BarackObama @MarkHamill Are you two troopers aware who the villains are in the story?

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@DefiantLs They can exist just fine. Just not inside a girl's bathroom.

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@data_republican The male equivalent is switching hardware stores. The struggle is real.

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@RepSaraJacobs Now do Biden

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@RepSaraJacobs Hypocrite

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@wadestotts 🤣🤣🤣

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@BarackObama After a full decade of your side calling Trump a threat to democracy and equating him with Hitler, plus the full manifesto explicitly outlining the shooter's motives, you have the gall to pretend the motives are unclear?