Zack Friedman™

Twitter? I hardly know her!

[Zack Friedman™ @Zack_Fried]

Everybody shut the fuck up and look at this

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Thoughts and prayers

[Zack Friedman™ @Zack_Fried]

This is one of the worst tragedies that the Titanic has seen since

Well...

[Zack Friedman™ @Zack_Fried]

I turn the bottle over and let god decide how many melatonin I should have before bed

[Zack Friedman™ @Zack_Fried]

Hey why don't you just mind your business and let people enjoy things

[Eric Metaxas @ericmetaxas]

Today on my run up through Central Park in Harlem I saw four teenagers smoking weed. As I passed them I shouted in a firm but friendly voice: "Smells like failure!" and kept going. I said it as an act of love, honestly. I hope that at some point one of them might think about it.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

they had cocaine in their soda

[Zack Friedman™ @Zack_Fried]

@SouthwestAir my @Delta flight is currently delayed in Vegas cause of a mechanical problem and they are asking you guys for an airplane part and I really really really hope you have it that's all

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

anyway, they’re open sourcing this so that people will do the work of all the employees they fired for free. would sure be a shame if everybody continued to submit hilarious garbage like this and slowed that way down

[my uncle’s meme stash @myunclesmemes]

Seriously guys, banning tik tok isn’t the point of the bill

[NO CONTEXT anthony fantano @theneedledrop]

all of the lights is a rihanna song now.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

(completely overwhelmed) will do!

[Zack Friedman™ @Zack_Fried]

@Synology let me know when you wanna collab

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Living With Yourself (2019)

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Zack Friedman™ @Zack_Fried]

Really said
👁️👄👁️

[Zack Friedman™ @Zack_Fried]

Drafting a law to ban an app because it might influence an election instead of fixing an election system that can be influenced by an app is just wild to me idk

[Zack Friedman™ @Zack_Fried]

@TetanusKing Screenshotting this in case it doesn't age well

[Zack Friedman™ @Zack_Fried]

Today is a no bones day

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Noodle. He has been a constant source of joy for millions, by sharing his prediction for the day in the form of “bones, or no bones?” Yesterday, Noodle passed away peacefully at the age of 14. He was so loved by so many. It will now and forever be… a bones day. 15/10

[Zack Friedman™ @Zack_Fried]

Can't believe in college I used to not take Lexapro or smoke weed. I was really just raw dogging life

[Zack Friedman™ @Zack_Fried]

Has Elon consider simply not destroying the entire platform?

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: Elon Musk says he will create a new phone if Twitter is removed from Google Play & Apple App Store.

[Zack Friedman™ @Zack_Fried]

Did Twitter break yet?