Goes on Facebook.
These people are crazy. I must be liberal.
Goes on Twitter.
These people are crazy. I must be conservative.
Goes on Instagram.
I’m bad at taking pictures.
Remember that time when that kid got asked to spell ALOPECOID during the spelling bee and he passed out cold on stage and not one person came to his aid and he got up and spelled ALOPECOID like nothing happened? One of the greatest athletic achievements of all time tbh
Even though my proday was cancelled, I am still the gatekeeper of my own destiny and I will have my glory days in the hot sun #pathtothedraft#2020NFLDraft
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