Zach Robinson 👀

he/him but will answer to anything bc I love attention

[Zach Robinson 👀 @Zaddy_07]

Why living in a small town is bad part 37482. I’m subbing today and one of the women I’m working with knows me Bc I ghosted her son🙃I rly love life rn

[John @JohnnyWalsh__]

Another situation that could have been deterred if SEPTA PD spent half the time patrolling 15th Street/City Hall as they do driving around on golf carts at Suburban or sitting in their SUV’s on JFK

[𓆝 ⋆｡𖦹°‧🫧 @Lordesmetfork]

Those sounds being Jesus whispering her the secrets to making the best pop song ever created

[Renee @PettyLupone]

Obama got emotional in a recent interview recalling how he used to read letters from Americans all over the country.

And then I got emotional remembering how presidents used to be able to read.

[real danny brière @chefbriere]

NO MORE SCAFFOLDING AT 30TH ST STATION

[incogNITA💜 @NitaBonitax]

Philly being such a walkable city makes it so much more enjoyable.

[ↄ @butsctw]

is you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love blue or pink?

[Eggy @2eggwhite]

Watching a budget cooking video and the woman has to adjust a literal Great Depression recipe because the ingredients would be too expensive in 2026

[spicy jess 🤠 @iamstilljess]

international visitors; let us know what companies you work for that let you take off for 30+ days to visit and if they’re hiring US citizens

[Sarah 🩷 @suzietootredwig]

When I have to buy vodka I never know what to buy because idk anytbing about like straight alcohols so I always get the absolute vodka because of drag race lmao

[katie @katefeetie]

sex and the city exists in a mythical universe called “20 years ago” when people could buy both rent AND food with the money they made from writing

[Euan| BLM @Euan_A_C]

I am genuinely shocked at how many people just casually use ChatGPT instead of just like… thinking

[emery 💟 @into_folklore22]

happy birthday to the greatest lyrics ever written

[pseudo wook @souporsonic_]

no money no family 27 in the middle of fuck ass philadelphia

[Fearcyz @FearcyzD]

Jesus was a Carpenter and her mother is literally named Madonna. This is more biblical than the bible itself. https://t.co/PvcpPKjtm7

[adiba @780613]

its actually rly funny that all the jokes unironically became true and hollywoods takeaway from heated rivalrys success is more straight sports romances rather than queer stories with queer directors at the helm

[Mika (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ | In a Heated Rivalry @_mika60_]

This is QUITE the easter egg if intentional!