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#BillsMafia

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@BowTiedBull he's a 6'5" monster that probably couldve gone pro in any sport of his choosing

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@CoffeeBlackMD there are 1000s of examples of professional athletes that take up golf, completely new to the game and in adulthood, and are ~scratch~ golfers in a relatively short time period.

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@AJA_Cortes 5 years ago it would have been unfathomable for it to even be in the realm of political debate. Even getting struck down at the SC, it’s still progress and the topic/issue isn’t going to magically go away. Might take decades.

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@JohnGoldman @amelia_tweetz You can also freeze bread, meat, fruit, most perishables, etc

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@megha_lilly @hearthkeeping The other aspect is you get better at parenting the more kids you have, you don’t sweat the small stuff as much, and you’re already accustomed to the parenting demands. You realize kids have to fit into your life and what you’re doing sometimes instead of the other way around.

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@Doc_Red_

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@NoahHurowitz @yc Post bench press, noodle arms

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@McFranchisee @DonnieLakota but what about the condiments

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@BowTiedBull Even if you don’t “love” it, doing what your naturally gifted at will undoubtedly provide you at least some sense of fulfillment. God made you with specific talents. Using them will obviously make you happier than if you don’t.

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@BowTiedYukon Better to learn now than the 9th inning of a tied HS championship game

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@TJohnsonhockey @FastbreakHoops5

[Jake Malasek @jakemalasek]

Carolina Hurricanes: “Man, I wonder who we’ll play in the Conference Final? I miss playing hockey.”

Buffalo & Montreal:

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Since when do we blow the play dead for injured players? @NHL

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Alex Lyon:

“As a guy whose been with a bunch of different teams, I’m kind of an amorphous blob to a degree where I can fit into different situations and adapt to the circumstances and that’s what I try to do, and I think that’s where my value lies.”

😂

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I’m a huge advocate for more boarding calls because it’s the most under-called and misunderstood penalties in hockey by far. With that said, this is not boarding.

[Michael Wolfe @wolfenhlutah]

Your eyes (and the rule book) tell you that this is boarding but Avs fans want you to ignore that.

Dirty hit.

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@FrMatthewLC i couldn't care less about the lack of evidence re: deterence. Not everything is about incentives. This vile piece of filth kidnapped, raped, & murdered a 10yo girl. Idc if executing him cost $1 trillion or if the executioner gets depressed. Let the father pull the trigger

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Thompson line has a combined 20 points and is +23 compared to Suzuki lines 13 points and combined -13.

[Habs Burner @habs_burner]

Buffalo has a crazy 1st line?

Suzuki > Thompson
Slafkovsky > Tuch
Caufield >>> Krebs

Not quite comparable if you ask me.

#GoHabsGo

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@aaron_vdp @CruciformLig @ZacSolaris @AncPhi @RichardDawkins Hey, Aaron, you’re fucking dumb.

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Since @AndrewRaycroft wants to talk shit about Alex Lyon

Here’s Maxim Afinogenov sending his jock into the 39th row of Air Canada Centre

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@travisakers But what if only black kids say it?