Burrito Hygiene Monitor

Cracking down on burrito takeaways where the person operating the till also prepares your food with the same pair of gloves

[Burrito Hygiene Monitor @ZakSplijt]

MORDAUNT falls SHORT!

One for the @RicherSounds
historians

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[Burrito Hygiene Monitor @ZakSplijt]

Non burrito hygiene related tweet

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Monday Club
1 July 7pm:
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Jacob Edwards, Jenny Collier, Richard Todd, Alexander Bennett, Kathy Maniura, Jake Detenber, Abbie Edwards, Twayna Mayne, Greg Houston, Will Sebag-Montefiore, Davina Bentley, Max Devine, LJ Da Funk, MC Tony Dunn

Museum of Comedy

[Burrito Hygiene Monitor @ZakSplijt]

@foodgov It's not a localised problem though. It's a nationwide problem with the major national burrito chains.

[Burrito Hygiene Monitor @ZakSplijt]

Had another burrito covered in till germs from @Micasaburritos1 at Liverpool Street station. Do they understand why they wear the blue gloves? What do they think the gloves are doing? Will @foodgov crack down on this medically dangerous malpractice? I hope so

[Burrito Hygiene Monitor @ZakSplijt]

The only people who ever like my burrito hygiene posts are sexy spam bots

Why don't you humans care that your burritos are full of till-germs?

[Burrito Hygiene Monitor @ZakSplijt]

Not burrito related. Final show tonight

[Burrito Hygiene Monitor @ZakSplijt]

All your burritos are full of till-germs and only I care

[Burrito Hygiene Monitor @ZakSplijt]

Nobody cares until the day when they wake up and poo out of their mouth and bumhole because someone made their burrito using the gloves from the till

[Burrito Hygiene Monitor @ZakSplijt]

Am I the only one that truly cares about burrito hygiene?

Come on guys. This is EVERYTHING

[Burrito Hygiene Monitor @ZakSplijt]

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Food poisoning
Food poisoning who?
Food poisoning from having a burrito made by the same person operating the till using the same pair of gloves they've had on all day

[Burrito Hygiene Monitor @ZakSplijt]

Once again, @tortillauk @ChipotleUK , @MiCasaBurritos kindly tell your staff not to handle food with the gloves they use to operate the till. It's all of your outlets everywhere. @foodgov definitely need to crack down on this before the next botulism outbreak

[Burrito Hygiene Monitor @ZakSplijt]

I now use this account purely to moan about poor hygiene standards in burrito takeaways.

If you follow me for other purposes I'm on insta - ljdafunk

[Burrito Hygiene Monitor @ZakSplijt]

Today's #burritohygiene faux pas - @tortillauk at Euston. Person operating the till then wrapped my burrito using the same pair of gloves. I look forward to @foodgov cracking down on this nationwide malpractice.

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Tonight! @carolinepub @lhcomedy @brightonfringe And we’ve got a fabulous lineup for you!! Lil Wenker @hiyaitsmekitty @ZakSplijt

Tickets: https://t.co/WBB6axZSKw

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[Burrito Hygiene Monitor @ZakSplijt]

Kulture

[Nik Coppin @nikcoppin]

My Terry ‘Big Bollocks’ the Vampire T-shirt as handed over by @ZakSplijt yesterday @brightonfringe, whilst a little snug, fits just fine.

Fangs, mate.

🧛🏻‍♂️ 🥜

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[Nik Coppin @nikcoppin]

My Terry ‘Big Bollocks’ the Vampire T-shirt as handed over by @ZakSplijt yesterday @brightonfringe, whilst a little snug, fits just fine.

Fangs, mate.

🧛🏻‍♂️ 🥜

#tanzdervampire #brightonfringe #vampire #journeyintofringe

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🔥New Battle🔥

@WTDavies V @ZakSplijt - who do you think won?

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[Museum of Comedy @museumofcomedy]

Bringing us the goods next Monday! @_DeclanKennedy @edwardaczel Hamish Shephard @PeanutHowe @kellymaxineford @ZakSplijt Maple Zuo, Matt Smith, Oh Standfast @OFalafel @paulyftaylor @raajieelol @sikisacomedy & MC @thetonydunn

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We've got new schtick from: Alice India
@DarrenWalshPuns Davina Bentley @_DeclanKennedy @jbcarter81 @JakeB_Comedy Kalid Winter @ZakSplijt Maria Fedulova @markbittlestone Matt Smith @OFalafel @samnicoresti Sascha LO & your MC @thetonydunn

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Monday Club
25 Mar 7pm
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Olaf Falafel, Maria Fedulova, Darren Walsh, Davina Bentley, Khalid Winter, J B Carter, Alice India, Matt Smith, Declan Kennedy, LJ Da Funk, Mark Bittlestone, Jake Baker, Sam Nicoresti, Sascha L.O. & MC Tony Dunn

Museum of Comedy