MZ

[💤 @afcdxniel_]

Kevin de bruyne-Greatest player to never win a prem title

[Tandy @LFC_Tandy]

99, 97, 92 points without cheating.

The greatest manager EVER.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/Muxqp4beK9

[nico 🏁 @bombdiggy__]

There are so many performative people in London looool. Why are you jogging at 9am in Bank. Go to the office man you attention seeking twat

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Gave a crackhead a chicken sandwich at the gas station and he said he will stab anyone for me so yall better start being nice to me.

[🌬️ @cfc_dawit]

Every time Saka gets the ball I unlock my phone

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

ITV & Sky Sports simultaneously showing Millwall v West Ham live at 12:30pm tomorrow could lead to a world record number of instances for the phrase: “No one wants to see scenes like this” being used when in fact, 99% of the people watching are loving every second of it.

[Papu @FedericoFornite]

cuando la 10/10 con la que estás saliendo se ríe de un chiste que solo entendería tu amigo que desapareció hace 8 años en tailandia

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

By the time you turn 30 your friend group should include:
- a rich international friend with questionable business holdings
- a lawyer with questionable morals
- a finance bro with terrible morals
- an unemployed friend who always has money to drink
- a guy who always knows a guy

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Perfection ✨

[Ashkenazi Splash @TheGimpyNinja]

I can’t look at a Tesla without assuming the owner is a fucking idiot

[່ @noire_17]

Lowkey might be on the Szobo rb train. Just reminds me of what pep said about Matheus Nunes

[Waves 🇧🇦 @WavesLFC]

Szoboszlai told STEVEN GERRARD he’d make him play right back if they were in the same team and then followed that up winning 1 out of 10 duels

[Andy 🎱 @RatherbeRed6]

Barcola used to rapid transitions with psg

Wirtz used to rapid transitions with Leverkusen

Isak used to rapid transitions with Newcastle

Can you see why they’re not setting the league on fire with us? When it takes us 3/5 business days to move the ball from back to front

[Z🇪🇹 @Weak_killer7]

She finally replied but it says "don't ever text me again"

[TopG👽 @thatquietboyyy]

When you buy the iPhone 18 Duo and now you’re left on delivered on both screens

[MZ @ZamanMZz]

Mobtu

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨 Kylian Mbappé: “Celeste Amarilla racist remarks?

I was in CONSTANT CONTACT with the president.

ACTIONS WERE TAKEN.

I also had contact with the Paraguayan government, hopefully everything gets back to normal and that we can put EVERYONE BACK IN THEIR PLACE.”

[Hope @TheGhostOfHope]

Am I going insane

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Let them cook @easportsfc 😏