Oscar

The handsome maverick she doesn't talk about to keep you calm

[barry @BackseatsmanLFC]

The Muppets were clearly pretending to play instruments over a pre-recorded track there. Don't bother turning up if you're not going to fucking do it live

[Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent]

“What could be more normal than some dickhead nobody likes becoming Labour leader via a bizarrely-funded campaign exploiting Peter Mandelson’s media contacts and donor links, which then explodes instantly, the second evidence of some new Mandelson criminal offences are revealed”.

[SPANE 🇪🇸 @SperrysandNikes]

Always say yes to a quick 30 minute beer with your friends because that hour and a half could be the best 6 hours of your life

[Kingly @JedKingly]

It's not "dumbed down" (it is) it's being Economic and Visual because it's been adapted into a medium reliant on rhythmic images and performance, not written word

[Oscar @Zambroscar]

@TheAnfieldWrap Wonder how that bad back of his is getting on in his older years

[Oscar @Zambroscar]

@LFC92 @_pauljoyce What a fucking shout hahahaha. Brilliant

[Oscar @Zambroscar]

@RobKenyonReform What about the people who go to work each week, but don't work particularly hard? Can they live next door to them?

[Zito @_Zeets]

The official White House account

[Oscar @Zambroscar]

@SM_1892_ Yes let's give Newcastle more eye watering amounts of money for players who don't score goals

[Guy Simonds @AnonNowar22]

This is why we need the Hillsborough Law now. No more Govt cover ups. No more injustice for families.

[twitch.tv/Limmy @DaftLimmy]

Steaming, at a shite event in this car park, having just lost my mates about 5 minutes before, bringing in the bells myself, surrounded by strangers. Fucking pish. You look forward to it for years. Decades. And it's this. I haven't smiled since.

[vampire workday @imbobswaget]

sisqo talking about his inspiration for writing the thong song simply one of the best things i’ve ever heard

[Ali Alibalo @buyukpeynir]

@BensonB_1 What a bunch of losers. Having fun together on the outside. Im not a creep at all for secretely filming three kids while I am sitting alone and talking to myself in my car.

[30 Years Red @30YearsRed]

One of my favourite Mo Salah videos.

Sums up his Liverpool career...

Nobody could get near him.

[Michael Reid @michael_reid11]

Since joining in 2017, Mo Salah has scored or assisted 35% of all goals Liverpool have scored in all competitions.

He has averaged 94 mins/goal or assist over 435 apps for #LFC.

He has the best mins/goal rate of all players with 100+ goals in the club's history.

Only Mo Salah.

[Oscar @Zambroscar]

Until Salah I was never happy;
I needed so much more.

Peerless. Mo Salah lives forever!

[Oscar @Zambroscar]

@AdamFoxton @sid_lambert European Cup winner Djimi Traore? Standard fare for a player of his pedigree

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

if they nuke us can they make sure to do it in the morning i don’t wanna work all fucking day just to come home and get nuked

[Oscar @Zambroscar]

@SHendry775 Sir Cum? Who thought that through? 😂

[Oscar @Zambroscar]

What a boring cunt

[Ben Bloch @realBenBloch]

🚨 NEW: "The UK has been colonised by immigrants," Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe has told @EdConwaySky.

“You can't have an economy with nine million people on benefits and huge levels of immigrants coming in,” he said. “I mean, the UK has been colonised. It’s costing too much money.

“The UK has been colonised by immigrants, really, hasn't it? I mean, the population of the UK was 58 million in 2020, now it's 70 million. That's 12 million people.”

He also said of the PM: “I don’t know whether it's just the apparatus that hasn't allowed Keir to do it or, or he's maybe too nice - I mean, Keir is a nice man. I like him, but it's a tough job and I think you have to do some difficult things with the UK to get it back on track, because at the moment I don't think the economy is in a good state."

Read the full piece here: https://t.co/RRPRdz4X9K