Zamuel

Comedian and musician. The two go together somewhat well.

As seen on that made up thing on the telly.

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What are you doing here?!

Go watch some sketches and skits instead... give it some love if you want... no pressure.

https://t.co/crfguAavta

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@TJDrudge @thedylanmoran I realise my mistake. Maybe Elon will add the long awaited 'Edit' button...

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Pretty sure I just saw @thedylanmoran in Brighton (UK). And I desperately need this confirming!

#comedhero

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@Plusnet when you restrict someone's services, do you think it would be a good idea to not restrict your site do that we can pay our bill or fix the problem?

#nomobileserviceinmyhouse #frustrating

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So I did a music thing and got it on Spotify. Ava listen!

https://t.co/kFKmigHSU5

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@ALIENZ303 @TonyTokyoLDN @routenote I get that. But my release took 3 weeks for initial review and its been with the update team for 3 weeks again so far. Paid or not it shouldn't be taking this long.

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@TonyTokyoLDN @ALIENZ303 @routenote Nice to see some people getting their stuff reviewed eh?

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@routenote you're websites login page goes to a 404 not found page. Might want to look at that.

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@Headjunk_ @rickygervais I can't explain how good it was!

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See you soon @rickygervais! Can't wait!

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Always standing in the exact spot where a water drop will land on you.

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To every pub advertising that they have a secret garden....

I have some bad news for you.

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@whoelsebutalf When the pun stops...

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Why wasn't 'Deeper Underground' voted as having the best bass line ever?!

#jamiroquai #deeperunderground #thatbasslinethough

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Three days, three puzzles, three successes. The ring, comet and pulsar from the dodeca-plex puzzle. Fun and proper challenging!

#dodecaplex #puzzle #thering #thecomet #thepulsar

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What the hell?! Why does everyone with the vaccine seem to have superpowers like 5G or magnetism?

All I got was protection from covid.

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For sale: One Theremin. Never been touched.

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@sophielouisecc Isreal. 🤣🤣🤣 I'm stunned this tweet is real!

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@ukpunoff When I met Hans Zimmer, I shook his hand and was left with dirty fingerprints on my palm. Moral of the story? Always keep your Hans Clean.

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I've been asked to write a joke about nepotism so, dad, this is for you.

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Just nicked first place in a kleptomania quiz!