Perc Nowitzki

Perpetually swag surfin’ I B.S. in theoretical physics

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

I bought $9.99 worth of Microsoft points when I was a kid and my dad was in my room with a belt within 15 minutes of the purchase. If I spent a 100k I would of woken up in Kazakhstan with no arms

[Benoit Hernandez @Ben4Peacee]

There’s nothing more special than getting off the bus in the morning going to cafeteria to eat a pancake sausage and watching a fight in the bathroom before class starts. A true American tradition

[yev @itisyev]

Cavemen after they invented the spear:

[Top Tier FSU @TopTierNoles]

All because some dude won’t eat a cup of dog shit

[⚜️Alan Thomas⚜️ @CardN_AL]

Just smelled a black & mild at a high school football game

[Sam @samhtfc1907]

someone at snapchat needs to fuck off with all the random notifications

[StoneVol Jackson @stonevol1861]

State trooper finally took an exit. Pace car is off. Time to open it up son

[Perc Nowitzki @ZandeBrande]

@zac_pl God I miss cable tv

[Gooey Tip @gooey_tip]

Was just given the company card

[Neet @neet_sol]

The economy is so bad that scam messages went from “you won the lottery” to “remote job available $18/hr”

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

Conor McGregors knee:

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Conor McGregor’s UFC comeback

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.

[Aaron! @c6_shanky]

You take for granted the humble car napkin until you really need one

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Cleveland and New York watching the Western Conference Finals

[Mink Flow @currypistonn]

Y’all just gonna have to accept it.

WILT

BAM

KOBE

[moe ャ @moeszn]

Unknown number calls and expects me to talk first, welcome to breathing competition mf.

[𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯 @xJahstin]

10 sets of watching Arch Manning football

[Nabibi🐝 @lolajaey]

I’ve tasted Unemployment and I’ve tasted 9-5.
I recommend not being born.