Zane Lemley (part time Taco Bell eater)

ooh yeah. love tweetin’. mhm. yeah. one day Taco Bell will follow me. someday. I play music and stuff. love music. yep. definitely. love tweetin’ too. taco bell

[Zane Lemley (part time Taco Bell eater) @ZaneLemley]

Idk who needs to hear this but stop being self conscious about your forehead you’re hot

[Evan Fong @evanfong]

GTA6 looks like grand theft auto 6

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

Dominos is so funny. It's like do you want a medium pizza for $19.99 or do you want to press 3 buttons and get it for $5.99

[abdul 🌌📷 @Advil]

twitter is still the best app when there’s crazy news and it’s not even close unfortunately

[selinam @bennynotblanco]

Can we have this button fucking everywhere

[Knocked Loose @knockedloose]

KNOCKED LOOSE ON THE RED CARPET

[SwaggerSouls @SwaggerSouls]

You think they would’ve changed the name to Gulf of America back when BP spilled 134 million gallons of crude oil all over it

[greg house apologist🇵🇸 @transgreghouse]

I look like this if you even care

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

Actually an incredible bit that I will be stealing

[kommanderKraken 👾 @KommandKraken]

I vaguely remember either a meme or an actual episode where Sid noclipped through his wall into the real world and saw how the show was made and had an existential crisis

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

I prefer Crunchy peanut butter and I’m not afraid to tell you

[bowie @uneasyland]

it genuinely is pissing me the fuck off that it took a popstar to do this but not mia, the 14 year old girl who k1lled herself from being harassed w ai p0rn photos of her.

[Zane Lemley (part time Taco Bell eater) @ZaneLemley]

@chloeraderish You love to see parents character development

[Brandy Bryant @InkMasterbator]

You only think that "cis" is a slur because you use "trans" that way.

[Opera GX @operagxofficial]

Me when I release a minor content update and call it a new game

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

happy 4th birthday to the funniest sentence in human history