The most unrealistic part of #Twisters is Glen Powell’s character anchoring his rocket launcher equipped truck into the curbside of an airport and not being immediately shot by the police.
Tonight my @lyft driver took me way off course, almost double the time it normally takes. He was obviously avoiding tolls & taking the longest route possible to pad his payment. The app noticed & prompted me to report the unsafe situation. I did. Lyft is refusing to credit me.
Shower Food Review 54: Bahn Mi & Boba Tea - One of the best Bahn Mi's I ever had. They forgot the big straw but that's OK. If life were perfect what would we ever talk about. If you say "I'm happy" in the mirror 5 times in a row your brain legally has to release endorphins. 8/10
If I had a nickel for every time the Maleficent dragon caught on fire at a Disney park, I’d have two nickels... which is not a lot, but it’s still weird that it happened twice. #fantasmic
The Florida Department of Education releasing a list of approved books, but spelling “ninth” and “twelfth” wrong on the document, is the most Florida thing I have seen…