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[C U R L Y @ZanePinel]

Why do women's pants not have pockets but baby clothes do? What could a 1 year possibly need to carry?

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

People think I'm scared of going to hospital because of a tragic experience in my past involving a deceased family member. In reality, I was traumatised by an episode of Doctor Who in which a hospital is transported to the moon and an old lady sucks people's blood through a straw

[B&S @_B___S]

This is Heidi. Heidi has vitiligo.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

AI-generated image of Pope Francis goes viral online.

[C U R L Y @ZanePinel]

@seancapri @bookingcom Yep. They sorted it out very quickly and I have my refund. They have also passed this onto to thier security team to further investigate this 'hotel' as it's so unsafe for anyone to be staying there.

[C U R L Y @ZanePinel]

Frequently use @bookingcom to book stays up & down the country. Asked for a full refund after staying in this 'accommodation' at HOTEL AVANSI, Blackpool, & I've been given 'compensation' of £3.71. Tv hanging off the wall, dirty carpets, can't even begin to explain the bathroom...

[C U R L Y @ZanePinel]

@bookingcom Thank you. I've DM'd you the information.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

savage

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Oliver. He's your nurse today. The good news is that your X-rays show you're filled with bones. The bad news is that he wants them. 14/10

[Wow Terrifying @RikeshK28597982]

It's fine... Come in for a swim

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

Have you ever noticed that the save icon is a floppy disk, even though they became obsolete twenty years ago?

That's called a "skeuomorph" - when something new takes on the appearance of what it replaced.

And once you start to look, they're everywhere...

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

16 of the creepiest paintings ever made:

1. Saturn Devouring His Son by Peter Paul Rubens (1636)

[Vegan Future @veganfuture]

The cruel egg industry considers male chicks to be useless (because they don't lay eggs). Millions are killed. Stop eating eggs #ChooseCompassion #GoVegan

[C U R L Y @ZanePinel]

@fesshole @vegan_cheffie

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My girlfriend is a brand snob. She will only drink Twinnings Earl Grey tea. It costs an arm and a leg. I decided to get the Tesco own brand Earl Grey and she hated it. 6 months I've been giving her the Tesco tea inside the Twinnings box. Says it's still her favourite ever.

[C U R L Y @ZanePinel]

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[Will @wsebag]

The Sue Gray Report (Forgot About Gray)

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My neighbours are too low income to afford a wifi connection, and too proud to use mine. So I renamed mine Free Council Wifi and told them I had read about it and what the password was. My neighbour is now halfway through an online college qualification and I'm so proud of her.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

On the day Boris Johnson hosted an illegal party in Downing Street, @MetPoliceUK posted a tweet laying out the law. Time for a criminal investigation (Location: Scotland Yard)

[C U R L Y @ZanePinel]

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