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[Zani uncut @ZaniUncut]

President @CyrilRamaphosa, what is the justification of hiring this alleged criminal? Further, now that you’ve seen the public dissatisfaction with this appointment, what are you going to do about it?

[The Presidency 🇿🇦 @PresidencyZA]

President @CyrilRamaphosa appoints Ms Dina Pule as the new Minister of Social Development.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

People misspelling your name in emails is a microagression in the corporate world

[Gustavo 🇿🇦 @LordVizo__]

Ramaphosa is simply handing back the country to the National Party.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Coworkers are oftentimes the worst part of a work experience.

[Gustavo 🇿🇦 @LordVizo__]

Being a native South African is not easy man. It’s literally a constant fight for survival. Everyone wants a piece of South Africa while simultaneously pretending that this country is a shithole and the natives are terrible people.

[bob vylan stan account @madmaxfurriossy]

It's not luck. People died and fought for it.

[koke.n @koke_nkwe]

Bafazi whatever you do, do not have a baby daddy

[Fit And Fortune @FitAndFortune]

Never skip the gym.
It’s a meeting with your future self.

[Zani uncut @ZaniUncut]

@lizTandwa @TimesLIVE @SundayTimesZA You are lying. Why didn’t you record the loudest chant? Because it didn’t happen. Idiot.

[𝐒𝖍𝖆𝐤𝖆 𝐙𝖚𝖑𝖚 @_shwabade_]

And yours is today.

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

Always have a backup plan for any plan that requires another human to execute

[Dr Koena Moabelo🇿🇦 @RealKoenaza]

We keep spanking countries.

Please retweet just to irritate Nigerians. 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

[Gustavo 🇿🇦 @LordVizo__]

I never want to hear ANYTHING that these two clowns have to say.

[Phillix M. Kokwele @Matome_Kay]

We'd be like Nigeria today if the women decided to stay at home on 9 August 1956, or if the school children didn't take to the streets on 16 June 1976. The only home we stay at when shit hits the fan is within the borders of our country, but on the streets confronting the problem head on.

[coco 🇿🇦 @Cocobby02]

When I grow up I want to be even more South African. 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

Opened the World Cup and now opening the knockout stage. It’s not easy being a serious country but someone has to it 🇿🇦

[Paul Keeley @drcrouchback]

This isn’t a proper World Cup. A proper World Cup is when you turn the telly on and there’s non-stop matches between 12noon and 10pm. This 1am rubbish isn’t proper.

[𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙤 @simplytee23]

Okunye we don't support them to win or lose, we support them because they
are us and we are them!

We go again tomorrow🇿🇦🇿🇦

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

i think about being a mom all the time. i just don't know if i'll ever find someone who makes me feel safe enough to take that leap. i wish women could have babies on their own.