H_A_N_K BOiiiiii @hankshotboiiibest

Fuck a Twitter BIO$
YouTube.hankboi

[Verified @njiiru]

dk walking around blaming satan

[MomTransparenting @momtransparent1]

Adulting is basically taking batteries from one thing and moving them to another so you can avoid a trip to the store.

[Marcy G @BunAndLeggings]

Everyday I keep thinking I'm going to run out of random shit to tweet, yet everyday I think of random shit to tweet. Who knew....

[Stay-at-Home Dad @StayatH08156265]

Wife brought me coffee this morning but I got the crappy small cup. She has like three of the good ones on her beside table...all with fossilized coffee at the bottom of them which will require considerable soaking.

[❤️‍🔥𝕊𝕚𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕒❤️‍🔥 @MyFadedRainbow]

If killing them with kindness doesn't work, try voodoo.

[Jax @mrjaxtaylor]

Keep your fake ass apology homie, I know bravo made you do this we aren’t idiots, know your role in life and keep your mouth shut. You will always be on the bottom of the totem pole in life until you figure your shit out. You’re a sad miserable human being I feel bad for you.

[Michael J. Foxy Lady @allisfair]

Did you ever think that maybe you are just a dick?

me, as a therapist.

[ＳａｒａｈＭａｒｉｅ ✨ @sme_x0]

listen, if you don’t shop at the
dollar tree we can’t be friends.

[SANewsNetwork @SANewzNetwork]

@danielmarven I slept with 2 people only.

[H_A_N_K BOiiiiii @hankshotboiiibest @Zarbees1]

I would be bitter to of my kid was ugly.

Just Saying.

[H_A_N_K BOiiiiii @hankshotboiiibest @Zarbees1]

Bitch your husband doesnt even like you. Hes just stuck.

I feel for you Bro. And you cant run cause you aint got no where to go.

[H_A_N_K BOiiiiii @hankshotboiiibest @Zarbees1]

Leave your depressed shit to yourself please.

We all positive over here.

#positivity #ThursdayThoughts #drama

[❤️‍🔥Sardonic Tart❤️‍🔥 @SardonicTart]

Review of Christmas:

Much too expensive.
Too much to do.
Extremely stressful.
There's alcohol.

⭐☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

[❤️‍🔥Sardonic Tart❤️‍🔥 @SardonicTart]

The biggest decision I want to make today is whether to nap sitting up or lying down.

[Nicken Drumsticks @beefman138]

Someone is stealing cats in my area and I hope that the cops catch the purr purr traitor.

[H_A_N_K BOiiiiii @hankshotboiiibest @Zarbees1]

Ill be whatever you need me to be 😂😂

[Jordan | Disney Dad @Jordan_Coombe]

HOW TF IS IT 14 DAYS UNTIL 2019. 2018 LITERALLY LASTED A WHOLE 3 WEEKS.

[H_A_N_K BOiiiiii @hankshotboiiibest @Zarbees1]

Its not??