Nicken Drumsticks

I retweet funny people. Fat legged idiot. Tweets are jokes.

[Nicken Drumsticks @beefman138]

I just want a love like Swayze and Demi in 'Ghost', where I'm dead for the whole time.

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

My sign is stop

[Nicken Drumsticks @beefman138]

I hate having a bunch of coworkers with awful B.O. But this is part of the fun at the morgue.

[Nicken Drumsticks @beefman138]

My clairvoyant told me that people who believe in ghosts need to grow up and snap back to reality.

[Nicken Drumsticks @beefman138]

Reach out to me when your first 15 preferences didn't answer.

[Nicken Drumsticks @beefman138]

Too bad the love of your life won't be able to manipulate and change you into being the love of her life.

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

Whoever invented the coffee table must have been like “fuck every other drink”.

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

Judas: still on for Friday?
Jesus: Friday?
Judas: yeah, the last supper
Jesus: the what?
Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

Apart from my actions what the hell did I do to deserve this

[Nicken Drumsticks @beefman138]

Sometimes they'll throw shit at you. You've just got to laugh in their faeces.

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

I switch off the light and say to the new cat, “Turn on your night vision.” It's so sweet your teeth will hurt.

[FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud]

The dominant male in a herd of reindeer is called the maindeer send tweet

[Nicken Drumsticks @beefman138]

My kid drank an entire bottle of 'No More Tears' and it made his crying even worse.

[Nicken Drumsticks @beefman138]

@Talk_To_The_Hat Vince.

[FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud]

Got banned for life from the vet's for calling the person who operated on my cat a 'furgeon'.

[Nicken Drumsticks @beefman138]

It appears that my emotional support taipans have not been appreciated at the nursing home.

[Nicken Drumsticks @beefman138]

I just want a love like Swayze and Demi in 'Ghost', where I'm dead for the whole time.

[Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart]

Killian: “Hi, I’m Killian”

Ian: “I’m Wendy”

[Nicken Drumsticks @beefman138]

I taught myself how to play the drums and I'm not very good at it. How can I tell if I'm a bad drummer or a bad teacher?