Thunder Humpleton

Meh

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@elonmusk launch trash towards the sun. Boom. Pollution problem solved.

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first professional, then personable.

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Love Lost & Hope Deferred

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@kellyslater and @shaunwhite need to start their own Justice League

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“You so ugly ya moms had to feed u wit a slingshot” - Fresh Prince of Bel Air

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@jhenryr18 I miss you too....

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Fuking #PirateNinja

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“Whatcha doin??”
“Oh NM just watchin a buncha ninja shit.”

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@jhenryr18 #DillyDilly

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@jhenryr18 I beesech thee to telleth me that thine shalt dine with thine brothers in the morrow.

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God unwittingly made me leave my YSL shades at work, in the witness protection program, this weekend. #BoysAreBackInTown #Savages

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Fukin 2018 Shot Show and Chanel Haute Couture Runway in Paris goin on at the same time.... fairly cetain Im the only person very interested in both. #shotshow2018 #CHANELHauteCouture

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@comcast @comcastcares Better question, do you care enough to try? No. I am a number; a single revenue stream. You’re going to sweep these tweets under the rug and move on.

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@comcast @comcastcares Can you get back the money spent on sky high verizon bills from no internet for over a month, the 2 vacation days I wasted on technician visits, or the 10+ hours of my life spent between 7 different calls? No. You can’t. You honestly think you can make this up to me?

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@comcast @XFINITY Congratulations!!! You just helped me set my personal record of ‘fucks’ used in a single text!! 🎉🍻

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You’re*

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Your a human not a fucking flower; being pleasant to see, smell, and feel is not good enough.

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Barracudas & Rattlesnakes

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Yo are u serious?... the weather report sounds like Shakespeare fucked Star Wars...