Zach Williams

go cubs

[Zach Williams @ZatchWilliams]

going from cardinal to goose was the hook line and sinker. legend

[Zach Williams @ZatchWilliams]

in my dream i was eating cheerios

[Zach Williams @ZatchWilliams]

idk u sorta L

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

A strikeout worthy of taking pictures and whatever.

[Zach Williams @ZatchWilliams]

hacking the waymo to go 80 on the freeway

[Zach Williams @ZatchWilliams]

Coke zero is so underrated. Legitimately might be the best in the game right now, nectar on the lips

[Zach Williams @ZatchWilliams]

In college football when you get one foot down fuck yeah touchdown but when you get two feet down fuck yeah NFL touchdown

[Zach Williams @ZatchWilliams]

Water just tastes better at night, hits different

[Zach Williams @ZatchWilliams]

Like right now I’m about to close out

[Zach Williams @ZatchWilliams]

They need to bring back cigarette vending machines in bars asap

[Zach Williams @ZatchWilliams]

@MalbonGolf I need to adjust my shipping address for an order I placed and there’s no way to do it online

Can you help me? I’m trying to get my groovy Grateful Dead hat so I can drop 3 strokes on my next card ✌️

[Zach Williams @ZatchWilliams]

English muffins are like dorito bread

[Zach Williams @ZatchWilliams]

I miss the way my wallet felt in my pocket before I took out the 10 useless hotel room keys

[Zach Williams @ZatchWilliams]

@rob_hoffman The silver lining

[Zach Williams @ZatchWilliams]

Running out of time to curate your Spotify wrapped

[Zach Williams @ZatchWilliams]

If you’re a pen and you smear, what are we even doing?

[Zach Williams @ZatchWilliams]

The regular standard AMC seating is more comfortable than the recliners

[Zach Williams @ZatchWilliams]

Turn The Volume Up is the new battle cry

[Zach Williams @ZatchWilliams]

What a fucking game

[Zach Williams @ZatchWilliams]

It’s a few small beers season