zatchary

he/him, trans rights are human rights, down with fascists

[zatchary @ZatcharyTllama]

Me: *sobbing, spaghetti sauce spilled on my shirt*

Olive Garden Employees: *dancing around me, chant-singing* MESSY SPAGHETTI BOY, MESSY SPAGHETTI BOY!!

[rosalie🏳️‍⚧️ @coriumCutie]

okay yes, i do in fact mix my morning libations from three separate varietals of gamer-themed caffeine supplements with big titty anime gfs on the packaging, but i want to be clear: i do this because i am God's Favored Genius

[zatchary @ZatcharyTllama]

i just feel like every conservative politician/pundit/spokesperson has the energy of that “tell it like it is” aunt/uncle that ruins like every family gathering, the one that’s always on some grift and if you call them on anything they say they freak the fuck out

[zatchary @ZatcharyTllama]

pov me doom scrolling thru political twitter

[ときちゃん【ポケるんTV】 @toki_pokelun]

ついに明日！

それぞれのシリーズと共に人生の思い出があって、サトシと一緒に成長してきた自分がいて。数えきれない思い出が、アニポケには詰まってます

大好きサトシ、大好きピカチュウ

#めざポケ最終話 #アニポケ

[zatchary @ZatcharyTllama]

@madisontomm unfortunately that was the finders fee

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

Party host, pulling me into the bathroom: Bro, did you invite anyone weird?

Me: Nooo 🤷‍♂️

My best friend, The Wicked Pisser: *rapping on the door* I gotta do something crazy in there

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

This is my message to anyone who has chosen the path of hate. Please listen.

[zatchary @ZatcharyTllama]

what if i were to tell you america has been a grift for 30,000 years

[zatchary @ZatcharyTllama]

hey @USDOT when are you going to step the fuck up and nationalize our railroads so corporations can’t blow repair money on stock buybacks creating a fucking national ecological disaster every other day

[zatchary @ZatcharyTllama]

its just wild how one side is like peace and equality for all and the other side is like i have an arrow of seething hatred in my heart forged from generational mediocrity that i dream of loosing upon someone for breaking into my house and theyre conflated to be equally valid

[zatchary @ZatcharyTllama]

@winstontheiii while we’re at it can we also normalize saying “huh, must’ve been a trick of the light…” when we see something off in the distance but when we get closer to inspect we don’t find anything

[zatchary @ZatcharyTllama]

there needs to be a cap on stock buybacks and after a certain percentage it just gets taxed to holy hell call it the “invest in more” bill or some shit

[zatchary @ZatcharyTllama]

this train derailment shit is exactly why we need employee oversight commissions for major corporations id like to see them try and do a 2 hour circle jerk meeting of corporate lingo with greg who’s been a middle supervisor for 32 years who is missing 3 fingers

[zatchary @ZatcharyTllama]

i know live action anime adaptions are almost universally bad but pls let one piece be the one exception like pls dont just completely miss the point ill be sick oda doesnt deserve to be bebop’ed

[zatchary @ZatcharyTllama]

the new hot jake from state farm is fat ugly guy erasure and i wont stand for it

[zatchary @ZatcharyTllama]

human brain is so wild because like i can be going like a million thoughts a second having a full body panic attack but then i sit criss cross applesauce on the floor with my eyes closed for 5 minutes and im fine like ???

[zatchary @ZatcharyTllama]

last time it took this long to choose a house speaker we werent even on our current constitution lol wild