WinstonIII

they/them
thicker than a brick and slightly more culpable

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@IvanSnooze he looks so sad

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@IvanSnooze he got it stuck in there :(

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@IvanSnooze i've seen the same guy, i think they're local

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@IvanSnooze misinterpreted this as you walking into a cabaret club in-game and locking yourself in like a closet or something to pass the time chastely

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@IvanSnooze coward

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@IvanSnooze saw this out of the corner of my eye and for a second thought it was the hades heat level screen. i was like 'damn, didnt know he not only played hades but already completed a full run'

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yeah this is on brand

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@IvanSnooze cumfarter still works

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@IvanSnooze training for the phallympics? that's all i got

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"hmph... i'm not here to make friends... i'm here to WIN."
*zooms out and i'm in the shower*

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looking up images of vampire outfits and saying 'I'm so normal about this image' every time I see a hot woman and add her to my reference sheet

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@IvanSnooze you know, when you said they were 'really shitty' i thought we were going in a different direction here

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@ZatcharyTllama yeah i think this is imperative. as a society

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i think we should normalize saying "Huh, must've been the wind..." when we hear a noise but don't find anything. imo :/

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@IvanSnooze she's sunburnt.. u_u

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@IvanSnooze still sad we lost a pickle

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@IvanSnooze specifically banning Allelujah from your room

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the masculine urge to drink glue

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@IvanSnooze *film theory

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@ThrowNeverFails they don't make you wait in the new ones