Zach Lorenzen

Writer, gamer, DM. StarCraft Passionlord. He/Him.

[Sean Plott @day9tv]

@TheOneJame Yugioh is an abomination front to back with no variation. It's a continuously sharper descent into hell.

[Hot Local Single @hotlocal_single]

[using the bene gesserit voice] 55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

Log Cabin https://t.co/JXLouGUIOK

[Zach Lorenzen @Zatchmeister]

@bonkstrats

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

Do you know how the X app first came into being? It was Twitter once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of app.

[sysengineer @_sysengineer]

It’s me

[Jokien With Tolkien @JokienWTolkien]

interviewer: "can you explain this gap on your resume?"

me:

[Matt Colville? @mattcolville]

I feel like the Reddit IPO, the Twitter buyout, AI investment are all the same story; people with a lot of money trying to control what information we see.

[Zach Lorenzen @Zatchmeister]

@NCBurnham This has been sitting on my shelf for a couple years now. I've been thinking it would be a good fall/October read

[Zach Lorenzen @Zatchmeister]

@NCBurnham I still have scars from how bad the GoT ones were

[Zach Lorenzen @Zatchmeister]

@NCBurnham Lol that's hilarious. I feel vindicated in never watching those recaps now

[Suzannah Rowntree Updates @suzannahtweets]

jrr tolkien: I write literally every kind of character
jrrt: this is Beren, he's a wifeguy
jrrt: Tom Bombadil, a total mystery but he's also a wifeguy
jrrt: Treebeard, former wifeguy
jrrt: Samwise Gamgee, future wifeguy
jrrt:...
jrrt: Turin Turambar, wifeguy gone terribly wrong

[Zach Lorenzen @Zatchmeister]

@NCBurnham Sometimes I feel like one of the only people that enjoyed the gameplay in TLOU...

Show is amazing, but I'm not sure I'd agree with it being better than the games.

[Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad]

#CriticalRole #Critters

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[Zach Lorenzen @Zatchmeister]

@RainyDayCreator I had high expectations, and they still managed to exceed them. Bella especially was amazing

[Zach Lorenzen @Zatchmeister]

@NCBurnham Go to temple of anubis, then gold level, blow everything up, profit!!

I ghosted the gems like you said though lol. Less of a meme. But anubis route is still fun to do sometimes

[Zach Lorenzen @Zatchmeister]

@NCBurnham Millionaire definitely easier. Tons of little tricks you can do to earn extra cash here and there.

I hope eggplant goes easier for you than me lol. I think there's a guaranteed present in world 3 if you kill the giant fish underneath Excalibur. And a decent chance for a shrine

[Zach Lorenzen @Zatchmeister]

@NCBurnham Grats! This might be the hardest, or most frustrating trophy. Maybe tied with eggplant run.

Think I had jetpack/shotgun for my run. Can't count the amount of times in the last few levels something exploded off screen and sent a nugget of gold straight at me.