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professional mini golfer but I got no drive

[Dolan Dark @DolanDark]

I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much.

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

Can I text u

[Egan @SlamDunkEpic]

After three beers you can call in a UAV to locate cigarettes on your mini map

[Mcdonald's#1 Wairror unarmed combat @TWOHANDEDSOWRD]

Its Amazing how much diet cola is healthy and energy drinks are very healthy for your body and mind

[Dean (Waffle House) Portman @DeanPortman122]

so apparently the the cops can still give the birthday boy a dui #notsohappybirthday

[David @picklevols]

You call it gambling, I call it investing.

[Brady Holmer @Brady_H]

Coke Zero has 70 mg of sodium and 90 mg of potassium.

Basically an electrolyte supplement with caffeine.

Performance fuel.

[Jonathan “John” Cox Jr. @JohnCox2324]

Free Coke zeros if you get a DUI btw

[pebby 🌈 @svtxtism]

final day of fuck it we ball folks!!!

[EDEN🥥 @sugarcollars]

i cant put down the cup

[Billy @_billyreid]

Good luck Santa, could be a rocky few minutes

[Dolan Dark @DolanDark]

I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much.

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

I watched the Grinch yesterday and it reminded me of one of my favorite replies: