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[molly @ZavidowMolly]

@MOHELA I’ve been on hold for 2 hours and 4 minutes.

[molly @ZavidowMolly]

My entire camera roll is my cat and @DrewAfualo videos, both of which pump me the fuck up.

[Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmidt @GKuhlenschmidt]

my 4 day old daughter caught me wrapping her presents & labeling them “from santa.” i tried to explain to her that santa needs a little help sometimes. before i could finish she said to me “i would never help a man. i’m a lesbian” ❤️💚❤️💚

[Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmidt @GKuhlenschmidt]

fine with another lockdown if the government provides the following:
-cd rom Backyard Baseball
-cd rom Pajama Sam
-cd rom Putt Putt Saves The Zoo
-cd rom Freddi Fish
-desktop Dell computer

[molly @ZavidowMolly]

@GKuhlenschmidt Wow you really said freddi fish. 🙏🏻

[molly @ZavidowMolly]

Literally no one is mad at Jeremy strong. Nobody cares that he is difficult. Nobody will stop watching the show.

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

End Times preacher Sharon Gilbert says that an alien imitated her husband, and then it tried to have sex with her, and then it claimed to be Xerxes, and then Jesus got involved, and then the alien turned out to be a reptile with a posse of gargoyles.

[molly @ZavidowMolly]

Issa and Nathan were not trying to find that dog. #insecure

[Speak up @selectsociety]

RELEVANCE…. Dorit is sooooooooooo mad !! #RHOBH #RHOBHReunion #RHOBHMeanGirls

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

THREAD: how i cured my life-long and crippling ADHD, permanently

[molly @ZavidowMolly]

Can @IMDb fix the mini bio for Jennifer Coolidge. “Best known for playing Stiflers mom on American pie”. Wut.

[molly @ZavidowMolly]

@birthdaynate YAY!

[molly @ZavidowMolly]

@poregan But what is concerta?!

[Allison Reese🛸 @alienreese]

Happy #Pride from VP Kamala Harris

[molly @ZavidowMolly]

On the west coast checking my bank account at 9pm to see if the money is aware of the east coast.

[molly @ZavidowMolly]

@danlempert Hard boiled eggs that hadn’t been cracked yet.

[molly @ZavidowMolly]

I watched #2fast2furious and @boburnham s #inside in the same night. One of them took my breath away and saw into my soul.

[molly @ZavidowMolly]

@rmayemsinger Rachel getting married

[molly @ZavidowMolly]

Hi there. 33 year old white female here. Inquiry: how does one become cool? Note: bedtime is 9-10pm.