Zavier Arnold

Idiot Sandwich, Human, Pretend Author. Pan, enby, they/them.

[Zavier Arnold @ZavierBurst]

When you see your toddler with an open marker #parenting

[Zavier Arnold @ZavierBurst]

@JonRisinger Best boi

[innochan @Inno_and_Rachel]

It's super late to be doing a daily doodle, yet here we are! Got a Volo filled brain rn, maybe I can finally sleep now that he's been put on paper 😅
#Volo #LegendsArceus #Pokemon #MyArt #DailySketch

[Zavier Arnold @ZavierBurst]

My toddler started crying and saying "Mommy, I'm a Jew."
1. You're not Jewish
2. There's nothing wrong with being Jewish
3. You want to put on shoes, a very different sentence.
This is why I can't take her anywhere.

[Zavier Arnold @ZavierBurst]

@jvn My daughter and I are watching #queereye, and now she's trying to straighten her hair. Hope she picks up some of that cooking next.

[Zavier Arnold @ZavierBurst]

@michaelsheen @amendasha My toddler pointed at this and said 'gay'. What a blessing.

[Orbit Books @orbitbooks]

We're giving away the complete Green Bone Saga by @FondaJLee plus a print of the Kaul family character art by @Merwild!

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[Zavier Arnold @ZavierBurst]

Is it just me, or does my daughter look like @eltonofficial? #rocketbaby

[Zavier Arnold @ZavierBurst]

Watched an episode of #OurPlanet with my toddler. Was she scared by the pack hunting dogs? Or the big cats? Crocs? No. She cried and hid every time they showed a glacier.

[Zavier Arnold @ZavierBurst]

@CrankGameplays Are you okay? Like, really okay? #honesteef

[Zavier Arnold @ZavierBurst]

I think my anxiety started when I was 3 and my parents got me a set of triplet baby dolls. I had 3 babies and only 2 little arms. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't carry them all and would have to choose who to leave behind.

[Zavier Arnold @ZavierBurst]

My toddler, who is American, fell and shouted 'ahhhh, mummy'. Some long dormant gene popped up and she briefly became English.

[Zavier Arnold @ZavierBurst]

I asked my toddler if I was her best friend, and she said "no". Rude.

[Zavier Arnold @ZavierBurst]

@TheTweetOfGod Eliminate carbon

[Zavier Arnold @ZavierBurst]

@TomFelton When you know you're going to tell you father about this later

[Zavier Arnold @ZavierBurst]

@TheTweetOfGod What about people who couldn't? They didn't have access, they were minors and their parents wouldn't allow it, or they couldn't due to health reasons and were forced to rely on herd immunity. Stupidity? Sure, unheaven. Any of the above? Maybe some leniency.

[Zavier Arnold @ZavierBurst]

@hankgreen I've lived in Indiana almost exclusively the past 27 years (8 months in the UK while studying). No one can make it cool. We have too much conversion therapy and racism, and we gave the world Mike Pence.

[Zavier Arnold @ZavierBurst]

@vangrapes @Afelia @hankgreen Por qué? Porque. Not quite the same. But I always thought that was neat.

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

Let's start a vax tree. We should not have rising covid numbers! Call one friend or family member who's not vaxed and convince them to get their first shot. And get your friends to do the same with their friends. Pass it on. (Or as the kids say, "retweet") #vaxtree

[Zavier Arnold @ZavierBurst]

@NatalieMJenner @RCArmitage I loved the more subtle Austen references (I'm sure I missed a bunch since it's 5 or so years since reading them), and I adored all your characters. It was a joy.

[Zavier Arnold @ZavierBurst]

Just finished 'The Jane Austen Society' by @NatalieMJenner, read by @RCArmitage. Good story that's well narrated. Whether you love #JaneAusten or are new to her work, give it a read or listen.