Akane Vallery Uchida

@citywriting MA Creative Writing Crime Writing @BayesBSchool MBA, Entrepreneurship PhD Candidate, CAIA®, FX financial markets

[Akane Vallery Uchida @ZeGermanShiba]

Feel trapped? Remember, no one can ever own your mind! You hold the key to your own #freedom ! #yolo

[Akane Vallery Uchida @ZeGermanShiba]

@British_Airways you missold me an upgrade when there was none. I paid for 3 people and I'm behind the curtain in a plane where all seats are the same anyway and you have no food and are giving out vouchers. I demand a refund.

[Akane Vallery Uchida @ZeGermanShiba]

@probablyGroot @giudicialex This 👆. It's a lie perpetuated to justify the general rudeness and lack of service. "They are so rude and lack warmth. They must be productive and efficient." 😂

[Akane Vallery Uchida @ZeGermanShiba]

@British_Airways And now I went through all of security and passport control for my flight to be annulled with no explanation. Can't get through any call and no options online. With my 7 months old baby.

[Akane Vallery Uchida @ZeGermanShiba]

@British_Airways the security queue goes the length of the airport, yet your check in counter isn't open yet 2.5 hrs before departure. People are waiting. #DUSairport

[Akane Vallery Uchida @ZeGermanShiba]

@British_Airways security queue the length of the airport yet your check in counter only opened now, 2hrs prior with only one person and no priority at all for business class travelling with baby. What am I paying for? #DUSairport

[Akane Vallery Uchida @ZeGermanShiba]

@waitrose no mention of substitution but I get £1 chicken wings delivered instead of my £14.53 chicken breast fillets. I know times are tough but... 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Akane Vallery Uchida @ZeGermanShiba]

@YodelOnline I got a "we missed you" card when I've been home the whole time. Your driver probably just vidhan find our door straight away and gave up.

[Akane Vallery Uchida @ZeGermanShiba]

@DHLParcelUK my parcel was collected on Monday afternoon and I received an email that you have my parcel. Yet 3 days later it still doesn't show in tracking. I'm worried and can't reach anyone over phone or social media either. Please help!

[Akane Vallery Uchida @ZeGermanShiba]

@NEFFHomeUK Weeks of waiting for an engineer to come, coordinating with my tenant and on the day, he just calls and says he can't park because of a funeral going on, tells me to reschedule and hangs up. Called my tenant and she sees parking everywhere. Your warranty is useless.

[Akane Vallery Uchida @ZeGermanShiba]

What are #businessmodels - Charles Baden-Fuller https://t.co/KvcI4HwZ3X via @YouTube #ManagementResearch #Business

[Akane Vallery Uchida @ZeGermanShiba]

If these are appropriate substitutions for you, your cooking is much worse than mine. Or much better? 🤔 @waitrose

[Akane Vallery Uchida @ZeGermanShiba]

The Alessandro @pizzapilgrims worthy of its name. @giudicialex ordered it thinking of you.

[Akane Vallery Uchida @ZeGermanShiba]

@vbradleywriter No, honestly, it's not the baby at all. It's a year of zoom PhD and not having been in a real shop to buy anything since... I don't know when. And having moved just before the lockdown and never having experienced my area pre-lockdown.

[Akane Vallery Uchida @ZeGermanShiba]

@vbradleywriter I wish Amazon would recommend to me my own book because that would mean I have one 🤣🤣🤣

[Akane Vallery Uchida @ZeGermanShiba]

@Keubiko You're telling me they're NOT automated?? Perhaps I should find a way back in and make use of my creative writing degree I got in the meantime.

[Akane Vallery Uchida @ZeGermanShiba]

@Keubiko Former FX strategist here. Didn't even draw a line. Just proud of all the currency synonyms I could throw into one text. And when in doubt, carry trade.

[Akane Vallery Uchida @ZeGermanShiba]

@franwritesstuff I LOVE the Christmas perineum, that strange twilight zone where days and time do not matter and we just exist. Arguably, with the baby around, that has been my state for over a month so appreciate everyone joining me here 😂

[Akane Vallery Uchida @ZeGermanShiba]

@nosuchthing @LondonPalladium Come on... ANYONE?? I promise I'm not a phishing bot 😂 I'm a real human who just wants to share the NSTAAF love. Two great seats for tonight. Just message me!

[Akane Vallery Uchida @ZeGermanShiba]

@nosuchthing @LondonPalladium Anyone still looking for tickets? I got two for great seats but unfortunately can't go anymore... Happy to pass on to an NSTAAF fan!