TJ Lyons

once in a generation retweeter

[Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation @karaokecomputer]

To all who celebrate

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

I’m like if Tony Soprano had no money no wife no hoes and a hairline

[Sean // Game Dev🥀 @sean_gause]

gamedev is so terrible rn. Every day you wake up and read a news article that says "xbox filled another successful dev studio office with killer bees and locked the doors" and then some guy in the comments is like "good, no more woke"

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

Off the smirnoff ice talking like Coach from left 4 dead 2

[Carson, of Sea & Sky @Intrigued_Guest]

@Kaelan47 10 light, 100 hours in holy LARP.

[Kix @kixsune]

hype moments and aura
#deadlock

[gremlin @queerlilgremlin]

“almost four” sure sounds like he doesn’t consider the fetus she’s pregnant with to be a real person yet

weird

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

Remote workers at 11:47 AM on a Friday

[lian ᯓ★ @lotusforu__]

#jollibeetwt

[TJ Lyons @ZebraMalone]

@Fr1908roffa @Wowhead snowflake

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

clean colon, couple tv shows trending and shit, pretty sure I'm just gonna stay home and masturbate all day

[milito @milito_fraire]

never kill yourself

[LukeCB14 @LukeCB14]

Destiny 2

[k @bluehoodiebaby]

infrastructure so bad that the city is shut down by 1 hour of rain 😍💯 why don't we fix this by giving the police department more money!

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[lev @lisco_2000]

opened streameast to watch the western conference finals and a zip file automatically downloaded to my laptop

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

Ryder from gta San Andreas: you a straight buster, fool

8 year old me: I am not a buster

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

I would pretend to not hear her brothers stealing my cattle just to spend the whole night with her

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

putting on eye black to eat pussy

[Dan's Bake Sale @dadbodsociety]

Life is a video game and im DSP