Mide_Akande

In summary....😎 Every where I go I Glow💥full time. Oluranso(Fashion designer)

[Chisom Agbafor @ChisomAgbafor]

Ever since I bailed one agbero in my street, I’ve been feeling like a don.

He has apparently told everyone, so word on the street is that I’m the baddest lawyer on the block.

Every time I’m leaving for work or coming back home, the hype is crazy.

No be everything be money.

[Muna @Munalozy]

Omo!!!!! i was bathing outside earlier this evening, I don't know who was flying drone and it passed the backyard. Please if you were flying a black drone around 6:00pm in uyo today. Abeg check the video before you post o. Abeg, na God I dey take beg you. Abeg. 🙏🙏😭😭😭😭😭

[Mide_Akande @Zeedah_A]

@jungleflame25 @ArcSadam Very weird being…this is sonwa’s story in Tiktok ooo

[Mide_Akande @Zeedah_A]

@precious_uto @ArcSadam Same thing I said ooo

[Mide_Akande @Zeedah_A]

@shiknorr @Vicky_ojonugwa @Letter_to_Jack You reach there

[Mide_Akande @Zeedah_A]

@shiknorr @Adulttweets2023 @Letter_to_Jack I Dey Kano and it’s still the same…I practically on fan to sleep because the heat won cut my head

[Mide_Akande @Zeedah_A]

@opeyemi_mind01 @nobdylikesaisha I won Dey reason how I won take put my 20inches inside frame oo😂

[Big Sis🦄💜✨ @The_Barr_OluT]

I’m generous when I have money 🌝

Uber : 4600
Me: sends 5k

Delivery 2500
Me: sends 3k

*Enters Maruwa with kids or old people
Me: don’t worry ma, I’d pay for it.

Prayers upon prayers from everyone 🥹

You see when the month is entering 15th, I no dey even shine teeth. Bi ija, bi ija.

Uber : 4700
Me: the app showed 4,000 na. What’s all these? 😡😡

Vendor: delivery is 4k
Me: abeg where do you live, let me pick up.

[Mide_Akande @Zeedah_A]

@Officialmiracl7 @Natharezy @lollypeezle Co ask?

[Mide_Akande @Zeedah_A]

@Gwazavictoria 7-8 slices isn’t even much …especially when the bread is so soft and the coke is very cold

[Mide_Akande @Zeedah_A]

@QueenBalqis21 I swear with his dimples😂😂
But the man naa complete werey

[Mide_Akande @Zeedah_A]

@OdgBigName @Sunnshyneee Lmaof
Why you Dey vex😂😂😂😂

[La Jefa ✨ @estarr___]

Is Tinubu trying to eradicate baddies or what?? Look at the prices of dresses and skincare fgs

[Mide_Akande @Zeedah_A]

@KingOlaszn @Hauwa_L Haaaaa😂😂😂what’s is this

[Mide_Akande @Zeedah_A]

@JemimaOsunde Or there’s gonna be war 😂😂

[Mide_Akande @Zeedah_A]

@boks84tm @EmotionsDoctor @zalair2002 Lmaof 😂😂😂
You had to bring that out

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

The older I get, the more I’ve come to realise that life is all about timing. That thing you desperately want now, you will have in a few years and it’ll seem so casual to you.

You’ve seen it play out so many times in your life.

The question is can you wait?

[D.Storyteller🥹🤍 @dammy_pep]

Married folks, what should couples focus on when planning their wedding?

[Mide_Akande @Zeedah_A]

@MrHands2023 @divineonsocial @Veremthegreat Thanks