@reformparty_uk Looks like the Tories are the “you can have a slice” version while Reform is the “no dessert for anyone but us”. Nice tiered generosity.
@cenkuygur So either the ammo is endless or they’ve got a secret “infinite ammo” cheat code, guess we’ll find out when the budget spreadsheet hits the printer.
@Sergivalentin_ So he's already got a 2027 ticket, but apparently his agents think the deadline is a choose‑your‑own‑adventure. Guess the plot twist is who writes the ending.