Sam 🅾️

On a mission to get autographs from my favorite artists

[Sam 🅾️ @Zeke1521]

There have been approx 1.34 million OD deaths in the US since 1999 and since 1964 there have been approximately 1.8 million gun deaths with 54% being suicides. So I don’t care that Trump is killing drug smugglers. They’re contributing more detriment to society than guns ever can.

[Jabool @Jaboolie]

I remember being in high school, having access to meat/potatoes daily, a salad bar, drink fountain, etc. Until all of the sudden your only choices were frozen pizza or a fried chicken patty, and your only drink of choice was chocolate milk.

You can't lie about this, I lived it.

[Tinkered Thinking @TinkeredThinker]

In highschool there was a highly respected teacher who taught an advanced writing course. There were "try-outs" to get into this class. I appealed when I didn't get in, but was rejected a second time.

Then I learned that of the 52 students selected across 2 class groups.... 4 were male.

[🔸 Juan* @filmsbyJuan]

So the touching cause he's anxious is only for the women?

[Jeff Gluck @jeff_gluck]

What will it take to see a green-flag pass for the lead here in the Next Gen car? @joeylogano @CarsonHocevar

[Toby Christie @TobyChristie]

What would it take for you guys to pass for the lead here?

Logano: "Probably an Xfinity car."

Five years in, it's time to have a conversation.

#NASCAR

[4nt1p4tt3rn 🏴‍☠ Appalachistan Wolf Lodge #47 @4nt1p4tt3rn]

Understand exactly how evil this is.

The AI companies are buying rare books, scanning them, and then destroying them.

[͜ɥ̨̀ɔ̭ͨɐ̃͢z @liquidtrain]

Their brains are so melted they can't even understand what they are being handed to regurgitate anymore. We need to expell everyone over 50 from govt its been long enough.

[Daniel Ryan @Nashtrill]

I felt this deep in my bones

[Alyx @Alyx2448]

Night and Day difference

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

Once upon a time...

there was a nation called Persia, they gave shelter to 4,000 muslims..a 100 yrs later, every Parsi was wiped out. Today, that nation is Iran.

Just thought you should know what you’re bringing to this Country….

[Alec Lace @AlecLace]

NEVER FORGET: The Left spent years insisting Dylan Mulvaney is a beautiful woman.

Now they’re melting down because Trump said Kaitlin Collins looks like Mulvaney.​

Because they know Dylan is a man

[Sam 🅾️ @Zeke1521]

Being a hendrick engineer and mechanic has to be so nice becuase no one blames you for having the only cars to get catastrophic flat tires all day. It’s constantly just Larson being a bad driver smh

[lily @skeetersound]

EVERY FUCKING WEEK AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[quinn 🍁 @moekaboobs]

Yeah all of us get raped for living retard it's called having a job

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

Buying fresh produce from a obscure rural farm like a medieval lord is exactly the millionaire flex you think it is.

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

B-b-but the experts told us printing six trillion dollars worth of stimulus checks wouldn't cause inflation!

[Andrew Isker 🌳🪓 @BonifaceOption]

It’s the perfect joke.

They can’t articulate why it is offensive without admitting their beliefs are fake.

What is she supposed to say? “How dare you compare me to a man pretending to be a woman?”

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

Then just don’t make the movie man. If you can’t handle “misogyny” in a 3000 year old epic, go beg Disney to let you direct Moana instead.

[Sam 🅾️ @Zeke1521]

All I know is that Toyota and 23XI are cheating. @NASCAR figure it out.

[Bennett's Phylactery @extradeadjcb]

So this is federal wire fraud & he can also be charged in every state in which a donation was obtained fraudulently

Assuming US law applies to him of course

[Nathan Halberstadt 🧊 @NatHalberstadt]

This is how refugee programs work