Z̶ą̶̷̷̴̧̙c̵h̷̶̶̵̴̞̅̕̚

yearning for a world of empathy. 29.

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

This is very real and very true

All student loans are stored in a Microsoft Excel spreadsheet. All hackers need to do is hack the mainframe and delete the spreadsheet. Why don't they?

It's very shrimple. It is because that Excel spreadsheet is password protected with a 79 character long password and it can't be cracked

[goonette ☭ @foam__soap]

just saw someone tweet a photo of poutine with mayo. ça c'est pquoi québec veut séparé bro. rien n'est sacré.

[Z̶ą̶̷̷̴̧̙c̵h̷̶̶̵̴̞̅̕̚ @liquidtrain]

@foam__soap c’est dégelas

[Z̶ą̶̷̷̴̧̙c̵h̷̶̶̵̴̞̅̕̚ @liquidtrain]

i cannot be too woke…… yo please don’t ma’am or i will prove horse shoe theory right so fast

[Messiah Yaniss 🇨🇵🇩🇿🇸🇳 @MessiahYaniss16]

Elle va donner naissance au diable.

[Jackie, the Spookiest Angel 💀 ✡️ @EntryLvlNut]

Maid costume in a month, F1nnster collab in 2

[Z̶ą̶̷̷̴̧̙c̵h̷̶̶̵̴̞̅̕̚ @liquidtrain]

if you want to talk to me about opsec and you paid for your VPN with credit card i don’t want to talk yet sorry. But i love you and stay curious

[Z̶ą̶̷̷̴̧̙c̵h̷̶̶̵̴̞̅̕̚ @liquidtrain]

@noorrbit yo consider medical attention 🫢

[Z̶ą̶̷̷̴̧̙c̵h̷̶̶̵̴̞̅̕̚ @liquidtrain]

@sockmoments banger. why answer when i can get an email that i got a message and need to login so then 2 factor against my address my cellphone my email and my iris and my asshole print to gain entry. All this to see: “your payment has been received we tried to reach you by phone”

[Z̶ą̶̷̷̴̧̙c̵h̷̶̶̵̴̞̅̕̚ @liquidtrain]

@i2cjak my horse says just call your dealer!
drugs are available then you don’t have to sign legal documents putting name on them

[i2cjak @i2cjak]

All drugs are available if you’re >130IQ it’s called buying it for “your horse”

[Z̶ą̶̷̷̴̧̙c̵h̷̶̶̵̴̞̅̕̚ @liquidtrain]

whatever you choose to call it: twink birth, MtM gender affirming care, significant muscle atrophy from discontinued steroid use
he’s doing what he loves? i think?
idk I’m starting to feel old this just looks like horrid body dysmorphia

[Clavicular Updates @Clav0Updates]

Clavicular’s 1 year looksmaxxing transformation is insane 👀

June 2025 vs June 2026

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

Its giving 19th century death photo of a beautiful aristocratic child who died of typhus

[ally @missmayn]

when the bubble bursts can someone pls make a supercut of all the celebrities who were bribed to say ai is here to stay

[Alex Goldman @AGoldmund]

I was trying to remember Olivia Reingold's name and I googled "Free Press dumb lady" and she came right up. Anyhow, she's gonna be a 60 minutes correspondent by the end of the summer.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Her story needs to be taught just like Anne Franks was

[Z̶ą̶̷̷̴̧̙c̵h̷̶̶̵̴̞̅̕̚ @liquidtrain]

@CanadianPolling it was never going to be separation through democratic referendum. it will be forceful annex by the americans

[Edward Row 𓃡 @edwardrow]

Another Toronto officer charged - and Toronto Police found out about this in JANUARY - he’s been suspended with pay all this year - only today after being arrested at SIU the chief has served notice to suspended without pay and apply for his firing - was paid $124,108 in 2025

[overzealots | isaac @overzealots_]

For a rabid anti-socialist, Ethan Klein sure loves being publicly owned