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There is no Dog but Dog.

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@ByRyanWood It’s #December…

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@newrepublic She cannot win, period. She has no constituency. She comes in third in a three-way race.

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@ron_jost @RobDemovsky I’ve had worse.

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@elonmusk So are #tapeworms

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@B5Q He was their guy when they fired Chryst. That was the point. But he “hasn’t been told” because they still have to post the job.

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@roseforan Unrelated, but I’m surprised they still let girls go to school in the US. Maybe fixing that is on the agenda after the mid-terms.

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@dekker I’m old enough to remember when the Brewers had position players that could hit .280, sometimes more than one. Man, what a time it was…

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@jeromestarkey You need a bigger helmet.

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@tomtomorrow You spelled “taint” wrong.

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@kradeldefense The sheep smell better, though.

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@LarryGlickman Replace the “Number of mass shootings” heading with “Number of doors”, and I bet you have your answer. #Science

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@Shteyngart If you haven’t substituted all of your prescription medication for horse paste by now then I can’t help you.

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@AlexisCoe @jbouie Like #ass.

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@ByRyanWood You spelled “emperor” wrong.

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@KenMarino Just one? #progress

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@realDonaldTrump ENJOY THOSE VENTILATORS!

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@LoriNickel They ship them #PraiseDog

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@rudepundit Wolves deserve better.

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@cwguinther Only if a celebrity tells me to.